funny bone Sunday  

five_speed 41M
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9/25/2005 12:41 am

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funny bone Sunday


hey all, please forgive any tyupos that may be here or may follow. Know it's no excuse, but I've been boozin with frinds, and I ain't zactly up to par, so to speak. Sorry, but shit happens. todat as I post my 3 oligatory pots, I am wondering, whats the funniest commercial you ever saw? I cn't take credit fr the question: Sil asked me to post it and ask it. I knew a humor day was coming up, so I waited until it was time.

The song of the day is funny, the question of the daty relates t humorr, and I THINK the shadoew infraction post is funny too. I reckon y'a;ll will let me know.

love ya. goodnight, or morning, or what ever

kyplowboy2 61M

9/25/2005 5:46 am

Hey, WhistleDick! Roll that sorry ass outta the rack and quit dry humpin' that pillow. Damn!. I know your fugly, and that's fuckin ugly, but you'ld think you could find one lil ol' girl of some kind or another, somewhere on the planet, that could tolerate yer goat smellin ass long enough to give ya little pussy on the odd occasion!

Come on, now! I got it on the table. Get your chin hung over this board in here, son. Got your favorite breakfast ready! Half cooked, runny eggs floatin in rainbow-colored bacon grease. Cold, dry fried taters, watch out for the hairs, caught the old cat up there eatin outta the skillit again. Didn't have any buttermilk, so I just left a glass of sweet milk out all night for ya, it's curddled and clabbered up, outta be just about right. Hurry up now, I let you sleep in, it'll be daylight here in thirty or forty minutes and we got a full, hard day ahead. (laughin to self)

Who's Ralph? Who's Beula? Who you talkin' to in there? Get your face outta that water! Damn, that's discustin'! Raise that seat up, and don't splash that shit all over the walls again, this time!, If I live to be 300 years old......

kpb2


dano6332 56M

9/25/2005 11:54 am

LOL take some tylenol and have a quiet day buddy. Relax, watch your favorite game and who cares about the typos. Used to love the Bud frogs when they first came out, the old Joe Isuzu guy was awesome


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/25/2005 3:34 pm

<~~~~ "one lil ol' girl of some kind or another."

I expect he'll get it more often than just the odd occasion.


kyplowboy2 61M

9/25/2005 4:43 pm

ANd I hope he DT, I hope he does.


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:05 am

kpb2, my friend, no joke, reading that almost made me hurl chunks. the part about the bacon grease just about did me in for real.


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:06 am

Big Girlz, I never saw that one, but it does sound funny.


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:07 am

Dano, sounds like good advice. I always liked the Bud frogs too!


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:09 am

Honni, I don't really get hangovers very often. I try to drink enough water to stay hydrated so the hang over doesn't get me. My stomach was a little rough this morning (made moreso by good ol kpb2)

but otherwise I was OK.

How's that ankle of yours doing?


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:10 am

Sil, I love those cave man comercials too! now that you mention it, they do look like val kilmer.


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:10 am

dt,


five_speed 41M

9/26/2005 12:11 am

kpb2, i hope so too!


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