When GOOD cyber goes BAD  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
9/12/2005 1:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

When GOOD cyber goes BAD

Well, anyone who’s been to this travelingintexas goofy ass's blog knows a few of us did a cyber party the other night. Well, last night a few of us got together again. I can’t say who, because we did not agree ahead of time to share this. I will say that nothing juicy happened. We just talked and enjoyed each other’s company, and one by one, everyone left, or remained and just got quiet.

I was aroused, wondering if anything would happen like it had the night before. Suddenly, I realized for all intents and purposes, I was alone. This is what happened next:

5_Speed: Hello?
5_Speed: wow… where did everybody go?
5_Speed: **whistles theme the Andy Griffith Show**
5_Speed: if y’all are chatting behind my back….
5_Speed: which way did he go George? Which way did he go?
5_Speed: I’ll hug him and squeeze and pet him and I will call him George!
5_Speed: DUUUH! NOBUDY WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME!
5_Speed: what? well, hello there, hand!
5_Speed: It’s been a while since you came around!
5_Speed: Hee hee! Hand, you say the naughtiest things! You’re so bad!
5_Speed: Of course I’ve missed you! Do I love you? How can you ask me that?
5_Speed: hand, you know you were my first! Of course I love you!
5_Speed: Do I feel frisky? Hell, I thought you’d never ask!
5_Speed: oooooo! you always did know how to punch my buttons, hand
5_Speed: oohh! yeah, like that! damn you, tease!
5_Speed: woah! Not quite so rough! oh yeah, pour the lube on. yeah. yeah. you know what I need
5_Speed: oh that’s right, do me slow. Oh hand, oh, that’s so good!
5_Speed: uuuhh. uuuhh. yes! *whimpers*
5_Speed: oh god! YOU THE HAND! YOU THE HAND! YES! YOU. ARE. THE. HAND!
5_Speed: It’s so good, baby, baby it feels so good!
5_Speed: That’s it! Squeeze me! Oh yes! Fuck me you bastard! FUCK ME!
5_Speed: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGG! YES! FUCK YES!
5_Speed: ...... aaaahhhh! *sighs*
5_Speed: ...... whew. I love you, hand.
5_Speed: Was it good for you? I can never tell
5_Speed: you’re always so serious and quiet when we make love.
5_Speed: I know. I know. It’s just fucking to you.
5_Speed: hand, darling, I don’t care if you respect me in the morning
5_Speed: just don’t ever leave me.
5_Speed: shush, baby. no words. just hold me. Just hold me


StreaktheFreak 38F

9/12/2005 5:16 am

omg...hun, i think they might have medications that can help with this ...just kidding...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 7:17 am

Ummm T? Didn't have to come here first...just rolled out of 5's bed. Trying to make up for lost time from the other night.

In my freakin defense of rumored orgy the other night I Was a T & 5 Sammich...

(crawls back in bed with 5...silent stalking...he doesn't know I'm here)


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 11:16 am

Jez, I know it ain't right, but it made me laugh. I don't usually find my own writing funny, but this one makes me snicker everytime I read it.


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 11:17 am

Streak, they don't even have a name for what is wrong with me, let alone a cure.


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 11:20 am

DT, it would be nice to know how you got past the fikkin pitbulls with the frikking lasers on their frikkin heads, not to mention the land mines and dead falls, but, I won't protest. You know I'm only pretending to run. You can't really stalk me any more than you could me. I'm too willing.


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 11:24 am

Traveling, man, I hate to break this to ya, but you are such a whiny bitch. Only you could come to a post where I am cybermasturbating and walk away vengeful and revengeful!

You're cute when you're angry and pouting, but I think the ladies like you better when you're happy and funny and smiling. So why can't we all get along?


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/12/2005 12:54 pm

That is one of the funniest things I have EVER read!!!! I needed a reason to smile...thanks!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/12/2005 2:10 pm

5, I've got a nice white jacket that I... borrowed from the nice men with the nicely decorated rubber rooms. I think you might need..er like it. Wanna try it on?


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 2:24 pm

yagottalikit, I am glad I could lighten your day!


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 2:28 pm

native2LV, Thanks, but I have a few of my own. Before I escaped - er, I mean - before I dropped out of the Institute, they told me I am "certifiable," but every time I call them and let them know where I am so they can mail me my certificate, those white-suit guys with the fishing net show up and I have you run away... I'm beginning to think it's a conspiracy.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 5:39 pm

LOL 5...I have my ways getting around surveillance of any type.

Hmmm...willing huh? We'll see my pretty.

LMFAO @ T being a "whiny bitch." ROFLMFAO

(wonders who Native thinks needs the jacket more...is that for me???)


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 6:28 pm

DT, If you actually did catch me, I'm not sure you could handle me... oh dear, does that sound like a challenge, or even - *gasp!* - a dare?
Why, I do believe it does!


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 6:30 pm

Sassy, what can I say? I got lonely. And horny. It was inevitable.


sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/12/2005 8:05 pm

Traveling did put up a fuss when I tried to change my profile pic to something OTHER than the slinky shirt!!


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/12/2005 9:09 pm

AdultFriendFinder

5 even the 2nd time reading it its hella brilliant BRAVO!! lolol


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/12/2005 9:12 pm

****** Wringing hands in evil LA BOR A TORY***********

Wait my pretties....... Just wait.....


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 3:23 am

Watch what you wish for 5...I know where you live. (evil grin)


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 7:13 am

Jezz, he might be, or it could just be the fact that he's constantly pushing the fringe of a caffeine overdose.


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 7:13 am

sweetthang, the slinky shirt? I think I missed something...


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 7:15 am

Bunny, i am glad you like it. it was a lot of fun to ...um.... type.


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 7:16 am

DT, i know you know where I live. I'm not worried.


your_gypsy 51F

9/13/2005 12:20 pm

you need me.


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 2:04 pm

Robin, you're right.


bulging_boy 49M

9/13/2005 3:37 pm

Maaaate! That was one of the funniest posts I've read. I even held *my* hand up and made it watch.

Just trying to give it some ideas. Lazy bastard thing. It's only good for slap and tickle... and even then it aint so good.


five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 4:52 pm

bulging boy, I'm glad I could make your knuckle chuckle!


KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/13/2005 6:54 pm

Does that mean that when someone else gets involved, you have threesomes with your hand?

Hmmmm... I may have to look into this...



(I'm still giggling over this one, btw, 5. And I'm sure that the camera here in my office has recorded my gales of laughter over the last few minutes. Lucky strange people who get to watch it...)


five_speed 41M

9/14/2005 2:36 am

Khaos, I know I'm silly sometimes, but I can't help myself. It keeps me young!


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