This totally freaked me out when I read it...  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
10/22/2005 8:51 am

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This totally freaked me out when I read it...

Thinking about the showers reminded me of a sex study I recently read. There was a number of aspects to the study, but one part really caught my eye. It was a survey that addressed masturbation practices in the bath tub and shower.

500 men and 500 women between the ages of 18 and 40 were surveyed. According to the results, (I’d post the link so you could see for yourself, but we’re blogging in the Dark Ages here,) 86% of males said they masturbate regularly in the bath or shower, “regularly” meaning at least once a week. Another 13% said they did it at least once a month. 1% said they never masturbate in the bath or shower.

Among women, the numbers were a little different. 63% said they pleasure themselves at least once a week with bathing or showering. 31% said they do it at least once a month, and 6% said they never did.

While all of this is fascinating (I hear you yawning. Stop it!) I was honestly amazed by one finding. Just as a joke, researchers threw in a few light questions to add some humor to the survey. Among these, they asked, “Do you sing in the shower/bath?” and “What is your favorite song to sing?”

The really weird thing is that they discovered that everyone ‒ both male and female ‒ who said they never masturbate in the bath or shower ALL chose the same song as their favorite one to sing.

Does anybody have any guess as to what song it is?

five_speed 41M

10/22/2005 9:11 am

just a note: I started this post out with "thinking about showers" because I wrote another post previous to this one that talks about my favorite way to take a shower. that post was rejected for some reason and had to be resubmitted. Maybe it will post sometime this weekend.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/22/2005 9:15 am

HMm??? Have no clue.....


Always The Bitch

leyndokona2 49F

10/22/2005 9:18 am

I don't sing in the shower

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/22/2005 9:26 am


lushgirl69 49F

10/22/2005 9:30 am

Singing In the Rain....
Visions of "Clockwork Orange" dance through my head......

or what was that tettibe song by B.J. Thommas in the seventies?

lushgirl69 49F

10/22/2005 9:31 am

ooops terrible....i need coffee.

Ladyblue85 58F

10/22/2005 9:42 am

Tiny Bubbles???

Ladyblue85 58F

10/22/2005 9:43 am

Tiny Bubbles while sitting in the tub??

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
10/22/2005 11:25 am

"Lonely"?. My Country Tis of Thee"? I don't know....please tell us!!! Hey wait, is it "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"? lol

StreaktheFreak 38F

10/22/2005 11:33 am

singing in the rain? lmfao...i have seen a clockwork too many times

bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 1:20 pm

would it be...

cumma cumma cumma cumma cumma cumeleon by Boy George?

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/22/2005 3:30 pm

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by Rolling Stones? hehe!

Personally I have the radio going when I'm in the shower, so I sing with whatever's playing! And if it's a good song I'll dance too!

By the way, I'm one of the ones that masturbates in the shower. Unless I'm in a HUGE hurry, I will play and cum at least once while in there! I LOVE the feeling of water on my lil' kitty cat and she loves to meow!


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/22/2005 5:51 pm

lmao I could think of some very interesting things to say here but just for the sake of guessing on a song to sing in the shower while masturbating.... "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls, lol, or maybe "Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams. But of course, it was probably something along the line of "Singing in the Rain"

havenbliss 43F

10/23/2005 9:03 am

I touch myself by the Divinyls?

five_speed 41M

10/23/2005 11:51 am

I don't know what song it is either. I guess we all like to play with ourselves in the tub! Thanks for fessing up!


Daddyandpure 37M/36F
1 post
10/23/2005 2:49 pm

What is the song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????? waiting patiently

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
10/23/2005 3:55 pm

The Divinyls...they also had a hit song called "Make out allright". Wowsers. Sex kitten. Back in `85 or so....

I sing to Elton John's "Solar prestige a gammon" from Goodbye Yellow Brick Road...oddly enough, I feel compelled to sing the same song when paddling a canoe with a lady at Town Lake..sort of a Venetian gondola song.

dano6332 56M

10/23/2005 8:52 pm

no clue but would love to find out to see if I sing it myself

five_speed 41M

10/23/2005 9:17 pm

guys&gals, this was a joke! It's all bullshit. the point is that if you don't know the song, you must be one of those folks who play with themselves in the bath! you're all perverts! (and I am too!)

It's a dumb joke, I know. I'm sorry! I'm Sorry!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/23/2005 10:19 pm

I prefer playing with you in the tub. Much better than just a visual.

sexymermaid6956 63F
26393 posts
10/24/2005 5:16 pm

ROFLMAO...hahahahahahahah...I'm not telling...


Seduce my mind and my body

bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 3:11 am

LOL 5er ya wank!

That's like the old joke

'ever been caught wanking by your mum?'


'LOL so you *are* a wanker!'

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