Some one asked for a picture of my eye....  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
11/5/2005 6:21 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Some one asked for a picture of my eye....

This is my brown eye. I hope it will do for now... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

A picture of my blue eye will be along as soon as I find a camera and take my sedatives so I can sit still long enough to avoid blurring the photo.


dranba 39F

11/5/2005 8:00 pm

See, I read your blog diligently, and strangely this is why.

*wipes a tear from my eye*

I never know what I'm gonna find.

Thanks.


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/5/2005 8:53 pm

5er...you need help...

Lots of help...

I blame trav for this - it's gotta be his evil influence on you...


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/5/2005 9:36 pm

I am so gonna kick your "eye" one of these days. I'll make sure DT has the camera for all the action shots.

You know damn well what I meant, you little shit.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

11/5/2005 10:20 pm

i hope you're biting down buddy.

heeeeeeeeeeeeere I cuuuuuuuum!!!


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
11/6/2005 1:09 am

Well at least you showered first... rofl


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/6/2005 8:29 am

I am never eating hot dogs again.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 11:29 am

Hey! My comment didn't stick from this morning! Dammit! I forgot what I said. **blank stare**

I'm sure there was an "EW" thrown in there somewhere. lmao, Daphne. This is what happens when I leave him alone for 5 minutes. I slipped away long enough to let the dog and out and this got posted. Did I mention "EW"??????


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:12 pm

T, it's all fun and games, my friend, until some one looses a brown eye.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:13 pm

    Quoting dranba:
    See, I read your blog diligently, and strangely this is why.

    *wipes a tear from my eye*

    I never know what I'm gonna find.

    Thanks.
Dranba, I am glad I can keep you on your toes, luv. I try to keep things interesting!


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:18 pm

    Quoting SibylBatchAxile:
    5er...you need help...

    Lots of help...

    I blame trav for this - it's gotta be his evil influence on you...
Darius, I know I need help. The only problem is that there is no name for what is wrong with me, and I won't let them study me long enough to figure out some politically correct and spiritually re-affirming way to say "This ass hat is seriously fucked in the head."


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:19 pm

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    i hope you're biting down buddy.

    heeeeeeeeeeeeere I cuuuuuuuum!!!
bulging, oh no you don't! not this time! I heard you talking about "sticking it to the man" again. I am not taking it laying down like I did last time!


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:21 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    I am so gonna kick your "eye" one of these days. I'll make sure DT has the camera for all the action shots.

    You know damn well what I meant, you little shit.
Daphne, what did I do? I was just trying to help! Honest! hee, hee, hee!

Did y'all see that? She called me a "little shit!" AWESOME! My work here is done!


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:23 pm

    Quoting rm_EE407:
    Well at least you showered first... rofl
EE407, Is this your first time in my blog? I think it is. I am almost emnarassed that this is the post that illicited your first comment. Welcome, and rest assured - I do show my ass here very often, although rarely do I do it so literally.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:24 pm

    Quoting rm_EE407:
    Well at least you showered first... rofl
oops. wrong word alert! That should be "solicited," not "illicited." Sorry about that!


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:25 pm

Saint, why not? hotdogs are awesome! you just need to find a brand that has a low asshole content. There are some brands that are almost entirely lips!


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 1:26 pm

    Quoting DefiniteTrouble:
    Hey! My comment didn't stick from this morning! Dammit! I forgot what I said. **blank stare**

    I'm sure there was an "EW" thrown in there somewhere. lmao, Daphne. This is what happens when I leave him alone for 5 minutes. I slipped away long enough to let the dog and out and this got posted. Did I mention "EW"??????
DT, if you can't remember it, then it must have been a lie.


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 3:13 pm

LMAO 5er

I can't take that reply seriously while looking at your photo!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 3:51 pm

Kiss my ass.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 10:34 pm

    Quoting rm_sexyfitwoman:
    Who took the picture for you? It's a keeper for the portfolio...

    [blog sexyfitwoman]
Sexyfit, HELLO, Darlin! man, I haven't seen you in here in AGES! Welcome back! I took the picture myself. It was difficult to do, but I couldn't get anyone else to help.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 10:36 pm

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    LMAO 5er

    I can't take that reply seriously while looking at your photo!
Would it help you to know that it really isn't mine? I googled it.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 10:42 pm

No! You kiss MINE. As you can see, mine is clean. Pucker up, buttercup.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 11:15 pm

and I thought you bleached...lol

TTFN


bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 1:53 am

You know that when people google pictures of sphincters like you just did, your IP address is stored in a register of potential sexual deviants and anything you do... is gonna be scrutinised by the web police.


kyplowboy22 61M

11/7/2005 5:14 am

I can't tell 5er, is that a wink?

kpb


bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 10:09 am

Don't get too close ky,

Damned thing coughed in my face


AlbertPrince 57M

11/8/2005 1:14 am

That would look so much better garnished with a cucumber ... or a marrow.


five_speed 41M

11/8/2005 2:33 pm

nope! It's all natural!


five_speed 41M

11/8/2005 2:35 pm

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    You know that when people google pictures of sphincters like you just did, your IP address is stored in a register of potential sexual deviants and anything you do... is gonna be scrutinised by the web police.
Bulging,

the web police can watch me all they want. While they're at it, they can puck up and lick my chocolate starfish.

Dear internet police:
Are ya reading this, you bunch of spying, facist Nazi motherfuckers? KISS MY ASS!


five_speed 41M

11/8/2005 2:37 pm

KPB2, it's winking, alright!


five_speed 41M

11/8/2005 2:39 pm

albert, i can arrange a picture with a cucumber arrangement if you like. I'll head to walmart and pick one of suitable girth and length! I'm excited!


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