Revenge of a Real Man  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
10/15/2005 7:54 am

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Revenge of a Real Man

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I apologize for the inconvenience, but I have discovered some bloggers are threatening litigation and bringing other similar legal "strong arm tactics" to bear against fellow bloggers.

It's probably just another case of some idiot buying their own hype to the point that they think their excrement doesn't stink. Regardless, I want nothing to do with it, and I feel the removal of this content is required to protect my own interests.

bulging_boy 49M

10/15/2005 8:32 am

Can I get my calls forwarded to *your* number?

You have a way better phone manner than me!


(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/15/2005 8:57 am

Painfully Hilarious 5'er...Sometimes our loved ones do things that they really have no idea how deep it goes...

rm_sexy40islady 57F
148 posts
10/15/2005 9:23 am

That was great! Guess I'm a little warpped... hehehehehehe

StreaktheFreak 38F

10/15/2005 9:25 am

you were pissed...he was pissed but if nothing else you have *got* ta love the comedic value

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
10/15/2005 10:44 am

That is funny. When I read this, I felt I had to share with you a few that I have done. These made it to my blog. The wrong number., One night at the grocery store., Soo Sing, The Korean Grocer, and Soo Sing strikes again!.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/15/2005 6:24 pm

OMG im so gonna do that when my gramma calls.

Its good to be...ME

rm_shortsweet98 36F
34 posts
10/16/2005 1:07 am

And I thought my relationship with my father was gotta love it!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 5:31 am

Yes...he's really like this 24-7. Such a quick wit.

Did I mention stubborn smartass?

five_speed 41M

10/16/2005 2:36 pm

Kat, It is good to see you, my friend. I am glad you liked it!

Bulging Boy, telemarketers are my specialty.

Jez, dysfunction keeps life interesting!

Sizzle, my father is a good man, but his skull is thick as ram’s. He’s one of God’s own rare prototypes, never intended for mass production.

Sexy40, Welcome to my rest stop! Thanks for stopping in, darlin! It is OK to be warped here!

Streak, I laughed all day long at it. He is still a little sore about it. He’s totally homophobic, and he is still mad at me for it, but it’s all good as long as no one brings up the topic of prank phone calls or homosexuals…

Wetpanties, I had weeks to plan out what I wanted to do with the call. There was a lot of ad libbing going on once the call came, but it was pretty easy since I already had the personas detailed in my head.

Nick, that is some very funny stuff. I might have to post a few more of mine on here. I don’t have very many, but I so love to mess with telemarketers…

Bunny, you grandma?? Poor woman!

Sil, I’ve been known to say “fiver’s pool hall. We rack ‘em, you crack ‘em. How may I help you?” OR “Fiver’s Mortuary. You stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em”

ShortSweet, he and I get along great, as long as he stay off the phone when he’s been drinking!

DT, flattery will get you everywhere with me!

1586 posts
10/16/2005 2:51 pm

The parental lecture is bad enough.

A drunken parental lecture at 4 AM is worse.

Looks like Pops got what was coming to him. Heh.

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/16/2005 5:09 pm

Have you had any more drunken 4am calls since? family dysfunctional at it's best

carebearluv2 42F

10/16/2005 7:39 pm

Thanks for the hilarious post! It's nice to smile and laugh once in a while!

hotnympho81 35F

10/16/2005 10:44 pm

I thought I was funny but you soooooooo take the cake with that one. The last time a telemarketer called I just told them that my mother died-that day-when she called. I did the whole fake cry and big heavy sob I had everyone on the floor with laughter. The telemarketer couldnt get off the phone fast enough.

five_speed 41M

10/17/2005 9:28 am

DCE, He's too mean to put him in his place physically. I have to beat him mentally.

Texas gal, not from dad, but I think it's because mom hides his phone when he starts drinking.

Carebear, I am glad I could make you laugh!

Hotnympho, I'll have to do a separate post on my telemarketer antics. I love to mess with them.

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