Little Johnny Joke of the Week  

five_speed 41M
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8/7/2005 6:29 pm

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Little Johnny Joke of the Week

I couldn'tstay away from blog land...

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

I got this idea from straightten2002:

Little Johnny jokes crack me up!

One night Little Johnny woke up and heard his mother making an awful racket. He grabbed his cap pistol and ran down to the bedroom to save her. When he burst into the bedroom, he saw his dad doing something to his mother. Little Johnny yelled

“What are you doing to mom?”

His dad stopped in midthrust, regarded his son with a cool, confident look and said “You know that little brother you’ve been wanting?”

Little Johnny scratched his head and said “Yeah…”

His dad said, “Well, I’m putting him in your mommy’s tummy. Go back to bed, boy.”

Little Johnny went back to bed, still scratching his head, trying to figure out whathe had just seen. His dad, being extremely pleased with himself for thinking so quickly, retuned his attentions to his wife.

A few days later Little Johnny’s dad came home from work and found little Johnny on the front steps, just crying his little eyes out.

His dad said “What’s the matter, boy?”

Little Johnny said “You know how you put my little brother in mommy’s tummy the other night?

His Dad said “Yeah…”

Little Johnny said “Well, today I heard mom hollering again, and when I ran into the bedroom again, and I saw the mail man trying to EAT HIM!”

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/19/2005 8:53 pm hadn't told me this one.

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