I know it  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
9/8/2005 4:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I know it

I woke up this morning, stumbled my way to the bathroom to do my morning business. As I washed my hands and debated whether I wanted to brush my ass breath before or after breakfast, I happened to glance in the mirror.

I froze in place, horrified by what I saw.

I HAD BED HEAD!

I have actually let my hair get long enough to have a case of bed head. I couldn't believe it. It's probably the first time that has happened since I joined the Army in January 1996.

Well, that simply won't do. It is time to dig through the boxes and find my clippers. Oh yes, my rebellious little follicles! We know hw to cure bed head in the 5-Speed house hold!

On an unrelated note, I had a post I sent up almost 36 hours ago, and it still has not posted. I'm getting very frustrated. If I could find the SoB that's screwing things up, I'd hold him down and take my clippers to his balls.


Theflinkychick 105F

9/8/2005 9:42 am

Frustration seems to be the tone through the whole of blogville and it's no small wonder! Sell tickets to that shaving, you'll be a rich man!

Not all who wander are lost.


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

9/8/2005 12:36 pm

LMAO - I'm laughing at your debate of whether to brush your ass breath before or after breakfast!! So funny!

Jess


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/8/2005 2:37 pm

We know hw to cure bed head in the 5-Speed house hold!

Women beware.

I brush after breakfast. I hate toothpaste mouth when I'm eating. Plus, you're probably "supposed" to brush after you eat.


five_speed 41M

9/9/2005 12:00 am

T, he wouldn't like it. I'd make sure of it. Even the most hard core S&M fan has a breaking point. I'd find his.


five_speed 41M

9/9/2005 12:04 am

flinky, you might be on to something there. But I think they might terminate my profile if I make a habit of sexually torturing thier employees... oh well. I'll come back as some one else! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

*wrings hands with malicious glee and looks to his squinty-eyed cat*

yes, precious. We'll show them, won't we? Yes, precious, we will!

HA!

HA! HA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


five_speed 41M

9/9/2005 12:17 am

Jess,

I'm glad you liked that part. It wouldn't have normally been an issue; I usually brush before I eat, but this morning I planned on eating a meatball sub with onions and peppers for breakfast. SoI held off and brushed afterwards.


five_speed 41M

9/9/2005 12:28 am

onelittlesecret, "should brush after."

I never think of that until after I've gagged on my first mouthful of orange juice/toothpaste-aftertaste.


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