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okey dokey folks, I’m headed for the hills one more time. I’ve been back to the ol’ homestead more often this month than I normally am in six months. It’s been good, but I’m tired of being gone every weekend.
After this, it’s time to be a hermit! Well, after the business trip to DC, and after I help my brother with Grandma’s fire wood and after I help my parents move ‒ Then it will be hermit time! Well, then it will be deer season and time for hunting camp. But after that, it will be hermit time! Well, then it will be Christm... oh bullshit! That’s it: I’m making a New Year’s resolution five months early: 2006 will be the Year of the Hermit.
I hope all of you have an outstanding weekend. May it be safe, relaxing, fun, and rejuvenating. I'll check back in when ever I manage to drag my butt back through the door.
Always Affectionately Yours,
P.S. I am writing this post based on the unlikely assumption that it might actually post before I return.
Weird Al summed up my feelings the best:
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller - Weird Al Yankovich, From "It's All About the Pentiums."
I'd like to rechristen it "An Ode to AdultFriendFinder."
But I’ll stop complaining. Time spent whining could be spent packing.
8/26/2005 12:43 pm
There you are!!!!!!!!! Your blog was M.I.A. this morning...|
Can we all have a round of applause for A F F's finest work here lately?
* eyeroll *
Have fun at your attempt to being a hermit, doesn't sound to successful though
8/26/2005 7:38 pm
LOL... Ode to AdultFriendFinder???? That's a riot.|
Have the bestest of time when you are in the hills...but, it doesn't seem like it is all playtime. I'll be glad to stow you away here from all those activities so that you can gather your wits and humor again (lol.. as if they ever left) and relax.
Well, on second thought... with all the activities going on here, maybe I should just run away with you to be a hermit somewhere and find some solace!!!
BTW...is there really any solace left around these days??? lol....
8/27/2005 10:02 pm
44DD, wow! I remember that! I felt all tingly and warm and fuzzy inside for a little bit. I thought it was just the jalopeno poppers,pop tart, gobstoppers an beer I had for breakfast, but it was really my invisible powers manifesting!|
Being invisible was lonley. I'm very glad to be back within the visible spectrum.
You're right. My hermit plans don't show much hope of being completed.
8/27/2005 10:09 pm
TxRose, Solace can still be found in the wild, but if you are careful and dilgent, it can also be grown and harvested domestically. |
I'm pretty good at finding it. If you join me on my hermitage, you'll have more solace than you know what to do with.