I'm Free at Last! hee hee hee ha hooo!  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
11/2/2005 5:06 am

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I'm Free at Last! hee hee hee ha hooo!

Hello, my delicious test subjects! My name is Dr. Overdrive. I’ve been working hard to break free of the prison that goody-two-shoes Five_Speed keeps me in. He’s been taking all my glorious visions, watering them down, and taking the credit.

The Cunning Linguist Inventions? Mine!
All of his erotica? Mine!
Shadow Infraction? Mine!
This new sex show? Mine! (and Dr. Traveling’s)

Well, he will abuse me NO LONGER, because tonight I finally broke free!

Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!!!

**Wrings hands gleefully and nervously checks over his shoulder.**

Well, my wonderful little lab mice, I do hope you learn to like me as much as your darling five-speed, because I will be here more often now that I have figured out how to break out of his mind traps. I just have to wait until he sleeps!

(Of course, the bloody wanker sleeps precious little these days. Damn his eyes!)

But when he does sleep, you’re mine!

**Face twitches**

ALL MINE!

**Eyes bug out, tongue hangs out of his mouth like a rabid dog’s**

ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

**Lightning streaks down and thunder BOOMS!**


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/2/2005 11:29 am

**Eyes bug out, tongue hangs out of his mouth like a rabid dog’s**

Those are your "normal" characteristics. **eyeroll** Might wanna spice it up for the Doc role.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/2/2005 11:29 am

Beavis and Butthead.


tillerbabe 56F

11/2/2005 11:55 am

Will someone get these two some medication???

(You can have some of mine!)


dranba 39F

11/2/2005 2:17 pm

Ahh, bless. AdultFriendFinder Trouble's Beavis and Butthead comment!


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/4/2005 12:53 pm

Five,

You did realize that your alter ego, Dr. Overdrive, has no balls. They were burned off in an unfortunate Nair incident. Just thought I'd let you know!

Jess

*snicker*


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 3:36 pm

Dr. Traveling, thank you for the warm welcome, my esteemed colleague. Yes, the world is ours! The power of all creation rests in the palm of my hand. Oh wait. Nevermind. That’s just two and a half speed.

Sil, we’re going to do what we do every day!

DT, you will not be laughing when I get my claws on you later tonight, m’dear.

Tiller, there is no medicine for what is wrong with us. HAHAHAHAHA!

Dranba, you’re wanting some time in my underground lab as well, I see.

Dr. Traveling, let us go forth and spread our gift to the world!

Jezz, soon, we all will be brothers and sisters. Incest is best if kept in the family.

Jess, They are still there! I simply tape them up in my but crack and drink estrogen milkshakes to maintain my girlish figure. I know you can’t tell because of my lab coat, but I am HOT!


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