Ground Pounders and Fly Girls  

five_speed 41M
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9/7/2005 6:34 am

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Ground Pounders and Fly Girls

Once upon a time I was at Ft. Benning GA, on a layover waiting on a broken c-130 to get fixed.

We were locked down to our area of post, but some of the officers threw in and got a a couple kegs, so we were happy. Some of the air force guys that had been training with us showed up with their own booze, and we were having a pretty goodtime.

A couple of the air force 'guys' were actually women, and alot of my buddies were trying mightily to impress them. I was married, and being good, so I wasn't strutting around like a cock in the yard. I manned the kegs and watched.

One of the air force women came up to me and said, "We're about out of beer. Mind if we hit the keg?" I said "It'll cost you $1 a glass." She said "I don't have any cash on me." I said "Then I reckon you're shit out of luck. I have my orders." And I wasn't kidding either. Those really were my orders.

She said "Ok. I'll make you a bet, ranger. If I can piss further than you, you buy my beer until I'm done drinking."

I said, "and if I win? What do I get?"

She said, "I'll pay you $2 a glass."

"I thought you didn't have any money," I said.

"I can get some if it comes to that." she said.

Well, I felt like my bladder was going to explode any minute as it was, and I knew there was no way in hell a woman could out distance a man in a pissing contest, so I said "you're on."

She said "You go first."

I walked away from the keg, undid my fly, flopped out ol’ 2 ½ Speed and let 'er rip. I had good pressure, and plenty of volume backing it up, enough to adjust for optimum trajectory and good distance. It was probably 10 or 12 feet. I was proud. I put 2 ½ Speed back in his garage, put a gravel down at my farthest point, walked back, and said "There is no way in hell you're beating that."

She just grinned and said "watch and learn, ranger."

She peeled down her flight suit, dropped her panties, spread her legs a little and bent over and a little forward to angle her ass back some. She held herself up with one hand and with the other...

Well, have you ever used your thumb over the end of a water hose to make it spray? That's pretty much what she did. She pissed all over herself. It ran down her legs and glinted in the little bit of pubic hair she had. I mean, she just soaked herself. But she beat me by a good two feet.

When she was done, she pulled her uniform on, piss and all. She was grinning from ear to ear. She said, "I'll have one cup now, please." I was dumbstruck. I couldn't believe I'd witnessed what had just happened. She shrugged, poured herself a cup, and went into her barracks. She came back out about a half hour later in clean clothes, smelling so good fresh out of the shower. She came back over with the empty cup. I filled it up with out saying a word.

She laughed at me. "Suck it up, ranger," she said. "At least you've earned my company for the evening. Next time I take my clothes off and bend over, maybe you can help me out."

I said "sorry, fly girl. You'll just get my beer tonight. I'm married." I flipped my ring on my finger.

She laughed and said "I saw the way you looked at me when I had my ass in the air. We'll drink until you're broke or until you forget about that ring."

I figured she'd dump me for some one a little more willing to help her out of her flight suit, but...

When we got back to Savannah the next day, I had to bum $50 off my wife to pay my car insurance, because I didn't have a dime to my name.

But I could look her in the eye when I spoke to her, and that was all that mattered to me.

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/8/2005 8:24 am

5 Speed, Somewhere there is a moral to this story, probably a few of them but I can't come up with one at the moment. I too have been "Out Pissed" by a woman, happened on a camping trip. Who would have thought, right? But there is one thing that I have never seen done by a woman and that is this.......can they write their names in the snow or in the dirt? Next time you make this bet see how far each of you can pee straight up. I think you'll win this one!

Theflinkychick 105F

9/8/2005 9:38 am

Hi 5-speed, what a great story. She might have peed farther, but I bet you learned more about yourself that night than she learned all that year.

Not all who wander are lost.

five_speed 41M

9/8/2005 11:53 pm

cookielips, I'll do that next time, the pissing straight up, I mean.

Of course, knowing my luck, she'll be double jointed or be a gymnist, and she'd still beat me, but then, that really might not be so bad since I'm not married any more....

five_speed 41M

9/8/2005 11:55 pm

Flinky, you're probably right. I guess if the right thing to do was always the easy thing to do, everyone would do it, and the devil would be out of business.

five_speed 41M

9/8/2005 11:58 pm

Sil, the only thing loyalty ever got me was a slightly warm and fuzzy feeling created by the knowledge that I did the right thing, which would have been enough for me, but it was often drownd out by a killer case of blue balls.

kyplowboy2 61M

9/9/2005 9:30 am

Rangers! Lead the Way! whooah. Been there, done that, bro.

five_speed 41M

9/9/2005 9:39 pm


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