Acute Diarrhea of the Mouth  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
11/4/2005 1:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Acute Diarrhea of the Mouth

Hello, everyone.

Thank you for voting for me as Ruler of Hell. At the moment, it seems I will be ruling jointly with the Saint. It's Official, Again Itís not as cool as ruling exclusively, but much better than losing all together, so I will take it. Thanks to all of you who voted for me. For those of you who didnít, youíd better start bloggin right, cuz Iíll be waiting on you in hell. I wonít forget ya!

I know I am seriously behind in replying to comments. I am exhausted now, but I will get all comments caught up as soon as I wake up later this morning. Iím going back to the second page and working forward until I get caught up. Thank you very much for your patience and continued patronage/matronage.

What do you think of my new hairdo? I love it!

Last of all, but most of all, thanks also for respecting my wishes and not commenting in my 200th post. I appreciate that so very much. (If you have something you wanted to say about Post #200, please feel free to postit here instead.)

Indices of Noteworthy Posts
Fiction/Erotica About Me Humor Poetry/Miscellaneous



rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/4/2005 9:57 am

That is just wrong is SOOOOOOOOOOooooooo many ways.

BTW, I see EYES. You OWE me eyes still.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/4/2005 10:00 am

I find you strangely attractive *shudder*. You stay on your side of Hell and I will stay on mine.

Oh, my E wrote a post to you guys.........so go read it please.


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/4/2005 12:40 pm

I like the hair, but I think you should show us your pubes just to make sure you are a "true" red head! hehe!

On a serious note, do you realize how HARD it was for me not to comment on your blog to DT? I wanted to tell you that I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world about letting her sleep in your arms and not moving for fear of waking her because she needs the sleep. That, in and of itself shows that you care a GREAT deal for her. It's the little things that sometimes matter the most. That is sooooo romantic. *sigh* *birds singing in the background*

I am so happy you two have found each other and I look forward to more writings (if she will allow it) of your admiration for her.

Smooches to you both!

Jess


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 9:41 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    That is just wrong is SOOOOOOOOOOooooooo many ways.

    BTW, I see EYES. You OWE me eyes still.
I have not forgotten. I honestly have not seen a camera since you made your request. It has remained on my mind all this time, because I think my eyes are my best feature, and I have often wished I had a good picture to show them off.


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 9:42 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    I find you strangely attractive *shudder*. You stay on your side of Hell and I will stay on mine.

    Oh, my E wrote a post to you guys.........so go read it please.
Saint, I will stay on my side of hell, I promise. I would go read this post you mention, but I have no idea what "your E" is. drop a mental midget a clue?


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 9:44 pm

    Quoting Sweetest_Sin_Jes:
    I like the hair, but I think you should show us your pubes just to make sure you are a "true" red head! hehe!

    On a serious note, do you realize how HARD it was for me not to comment on your blog to DT? I wanted to tell you that I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world about letting her sleep in your arms and not moving for fear of waking her because she needs the sleep. That, in and of itself shows that you care a GREAT deal for her. It's the little things that sometimes matter the most. That is sooooo romantic. *sigh* *birds singing in the background*

    I am so happy you two have found each other and I look forward to more writings (if she will allow it) of your admiration for her.

    Smooches to you both!

    Jess
Jess, I don't have any pubes for you to compare them too! Sorry!

Thank you for your comments pertaining to what I wrote DT. I was worried it would backfire, but I think everything is fine now. Thank you so much for not replying in that post. I appreciate it so much.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:57 pm

You do need a new pic, babe. Hair...the face furr **purr**...no one would recognize you.

"E" is Anthrax...Lianna's beloved.

Nope, no pubes. Hmmm...maybe I need to check again...just for good measure.

Romantic? Oh...so very much so...

ok, ok! I'm going to bed!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:59 pm

**peeks back in***

Stay out of my drawers, please...that wig cost a fortune. Wait, you didn't get in the drawer below that one, did you?


five_speed 41M

11/5/2005 7:35 am

    Quoting DefiniteTrouble:
    You do need a new pic, babe. Hair...the face furr **purr**...no one would recognize you.

    "E" is Anthrax...Lianna's beloved.

    Nope, no pubes. Hmmm...maybe I need to check again...just for good measure.

    Romantic? Oh...so very much so...

    ok, ok! I'm going to bed!
hey babe, I prefer to think of it as "thinking fuzz," not face fur. And I can still be recognized. Folks on here would know that tattoo a mile away. It's one of the down sides to having ink.


bulging_boy 49M

11/5/2005 10:35 pm

Dude, That post to DT was pretty darned incredible... but by reading her response and then yours to her and then hers to yours again...

You're a pair of soppy fuckers aren't ya? I'm just glad you're both happy.

The ebb and flow of relationships. Everyone loves the flow but freaks at the ebb. [not my words... I stole them from mysteriesofme I just find them ever so slightly applicable to life]

So go forth and frolic you two crazy shit house rats! If anyone deserves it it's me, and after that it was Saint, and then after that... it's you two!

so go on... get!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 7:24 am

There is no downside to the ink. I love it.

Bulging? **smack** Do I appear soppy now? lol


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 10:13 am

bulging, thanks for the words man, even if they are "borrowed." DT, thanks for smacking him. "Soppy"??

DT, yes, there are tactical and strategic social drawbacks to having ink. These can be minimized though. Still, I am glad you like them!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 11:19 am

And you know I have that "fuck what society thinks" attitude. Stated like a true LBT, wouldn't you say? lol

To 'five definitely troubled speeds'

The link is from Woodstock.


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 11:40 am

If you didn't that smack hadn't come from your lips DT I would have said no. If that smack from your lips handn't been on my arse I would have said maybe.

But... given that it was a smack from your lips on my arse...

I can only reiterate my previous comment, and be thankful I got the smack from you before 5er.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 11:41 am

If that smack hadn't come from your lips DT I would have said no. If that smack from your lips handn't been on my arse I would have said maybe.

But... given that it was a smack from your lips on my arse...

I can only reiterate my previous comment, and be thankful I got the smack from you before 5er.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 11:47 am

uhh.

my first post was accidental. I think I was still trembling - excitement from the kiss and fear from 5er catching up with me!

LMAO


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 9:55 pm

Bulging, no worries, mate. I'm not coming all the way to NZ to whoop on you. If I ever make it, it will be to drink beer and have a good time.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 11:50 pm

I think you should do the Medusa look...

TTFN


bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 1:59 am

Then in the words of many a gameshow host...

Contestant 5er... Come On Down!!


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