A Laugh for the Day  

five_speed 41M
3250 posts
9/27/2005 1:03 am

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A Laugh for the Day

OK, I did a song of the day for the last few days, and I think itís time for a change up, especially considering all the heavy emotion and angst that has perforated Blogland over the last few days.

So for the next few days, Iíll have a Laugh for the Day. A funny picture, a funny joke or quote, a Dumb Crook News, and a Deep Thought by Jack Handy. If that ainít enough to make yíall laugh, then I donít know what else to do.

So here we go, the first Laugh of the Day.

Picture of the day - Charming fellow, eh? Please feel free to add your own captions.

Quote of the day - "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin

Dumb Crook news of the Day - Newark, New Jersey: two men stole a container labeled "Beefeaters" thinking it was filled with premium gin that would be easy to resell. Instead of gin, the container contained... 800 cases of toy dog bones. The men apparently didn't know that the gin's name does not have a final "s", but the pet company's products do. Police say dog bones are much harder to resell than liquor.

Deep Thought by Jack Handy - It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/27/2005 3:13 am

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

LOLOLOL!!!

I'll refrain from adding comments to that picture, I'm trying not to look at it...blech!


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/27/2005 3:16 am

"I hate mustard"


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 5:08 am

Last week a shipment of Viagra was hijacked coming into the docks.

Police are on the lookout for a hardened criminal.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 5:09 am

And don't you go stealing all the Jack Handley quotes that I've already stolen.


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

9/27/2005 5:22 am

OMG! I LOVE Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey!

"When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me."

Thanks for the giggles!

Jess


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/27/2005 10:33 am

Pic: "She got pissed and threw the baby's diaper at me."

Quote: Uh huh.

Dumb News: (hangs head) Refer to the quote by Ben.

Thought: lmao


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/28/2005 9:15 am

(him)**comes out from the shadows momintarily**
WARNING: reader discression advised. This photo caption comment will be gross.

"nobody told me she could squirt from there."


KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/28/2005 7:11 pm

Caption: "It seemed a good idea at the time, but Harry had to wonder if mucking out the stable with his tongue was an appropriate gesture of affection towards Sally. She certainly hadn't wanted to kis him afterwards."

My favorite Deep Thought is still: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time and for no good reason."


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