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Someone asked me today to describe my fantasy. Have I become so vanilla that all I want is GOOD sex? I don't need costumes or a script or an exotic location (and I would bust out laughing at the idea of role playing...) Just a guy who knows where everything is, knows not to go directly there, knows how long to stay, knows how to ask for a blow job without taking my head and thrusting it in his crotch. Ya know... the finer bedroom skills...
Anyway, I guess it's off to Lowe's where I'll spend some extra time with the power tools...