condoms, we use them but that doesn't mean we have to like them  

fishn4funwithu 47M
53 posts
7/26/2005 5:10 am

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condoms, we use them but that doesn't mean we have to like them

I don't know about any one else here but the mere mention of these little love ballons makes me soft. To start with, having to buy one is such a pain in the ass. For some reason they put them right in front of the pharmacy counter so that as you are trying to make the right selection, you are being checked out by the people waiting to get their prescriptions. I don't know what they are all looking at, they are probably waiting on a refill of viagra.

So now its selection time. So many to chose from. Ribbed for her pleasure or plain. Thin so maybe you can actually feel something or the 10x strong ones so there isn't any thought of a break. Lubrication maybe or not. How about a sample pack so that you can think about it some more at home and hopefully make the right selection. 3, 6, or twelve, just 3 for me, that way if I should use them up fast I will remember what kind they were and not have do go though the entire process again.

Alright you put a lot of thought into it and you finally made a choice. Time to pay. Some people get all nevous and embarrassed dut not me. I hold them out there for every one to see. "yes I am going to get laid" is what I think as everyone in line checks me out with the condoms. Little do they know that I am only replacing the ones I have in my medicine cabinet because I cannot remember how old they are.

Now I am home and I bust open the box. One for the night stand within arms reach of where I am sure to need one any day now. One for the medicine cabinet. People a naturally drawn to look in others cabinets and when they do you want them to see that you are prepared. Now should I put one in my wallet. It does leave a big O inprint in the wallet. Maybe just stick it in my pocket and hope it doesn't go through the washing machine if not used.

to be Continued...

rm_cele2flowers 42F
75 posts
7/26/2005 7:35 pm

I use to be embaressed about buying condoms. Yeah, I will actually buy them too. There are some men roaming around out there that just aren't prepared and it pays to have them in my nightstand if we actually end up at my place. I will blatantly stand there and study the condoms. Who cares that I'm being stared at. I figure they should be the ones embaressed just for the fact that they're staring at me while I study the condoms! I've also come to the decision that if you have to use one, you might as well try and have a little fun with them. Bypass the plain ones and the ones so thick with no lube that you'd use only for anal and go straight for the ribbed for her pleasures, twisted pleasure or even the mint tingles! I'm still waiting to try that one. And hey, for the prematures out there, you can get the extended pleasure ones with ambesol for the dick and then have trouble cumming to begin with!

saturniid42 54M

7/29/2005 7:22 pm

Those ones with the spremicide are the worst…god forbid you get them on without going south. The gel is all in the tip so the end of your dick is sliding around inside the lil bugger while the rest of your dick acts like pinched fingers on a sling shot. On the out stroke the tip remains firmly in place and the damn thing stretches out….TWANG!…you slap back in. I swear that someday I will be on the news as the poster child of this phenom. Man trapped inside woman…jaws of life needed to extract him. Just like the kids who get caught in mine shafts.

But it‘s ok ‘cause after about a half hour once you get everything properly lubed up they work fabulous. Well that is if you like sliding around in a bowl of jello…and you know there is always room for jello.

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
8/3/2005 7:02 pm

This one was just too funny. I feel your pain fishin, been there done that.
Saw your comment on Flinkys blog and just dropped in to hear what else you had to say.

cele: like your ideas... & many a time this "un-prepared male" was saved from a night of regret and disapointment by a "very smart and prepared women." It Is True that there is only so much blood in the human body, and that means only enough for one of "mens" brains to be able to operate at a time...and we all know which one usually gets preference, now don't we?

satrun, i don't think i'll ever be able to eat jello again w/that image floating around in my

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