A joke to make you smile  

firestarter665 42M/39F
3158 posts
5/22/2006 4:51 pm

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5/24/2006 4:13 pm

A joke to make you smile

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
With his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop
And her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
Off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who
Are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
Language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
Stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
Train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
His train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. "All
Passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip
Was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
Pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the Bitch in the kitchen."

southrnpeach333 50F

5/22/2006 5:34 pm

It did make me smile. Thanks

firestarter665 replies on 5/23/2006 5:34 am:
You are welcome.

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
5/22/2006 5:36 pm

Very nice. That kid sure has an imagination. And wouldn't it be just like a kid to do something like that?

firestarter665 replies on 5/23/2006 5:35 am:
Out of the mouths of babes they say.

rm_leegs500 47M

5/22/2006 6:31 pm


firestarter665 replies on 5/23/2006 5:35 am:
Hopefully you got a chuckle out of it.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
5/22/2006 8:13 pm

Ooh nice

firestarter665 replies on 5/23/2006 5:35 am:
It was just too funny to pass up.

caressmewell 53F

5/22/2006 8:50 pm

I love it!!

firestarter665 replies on 5/23/2006 5:36 am:
I just had to share this one.

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

5/23/2006 6:50 am

Too dang true, kids are awesome and funny as heck.

firestarter665 replies on 5/24/2006 4:55 am:
Yes they are. They come up with the funniest things to say.

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/23/2006 7:26 am

Loved it..!!

firestarter665 replies on 5/24/2006 4:55 am:

rm_leegs500 47M

5/23/2006 6:01 pm

l loved it!!!

firestarter665 replies on 5/24/2006 4:56 am:

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