Just for laughs  

fiery_one06 35F
56 posts
1/11/2006 8:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just for laughs

Celebrities put a microphone in their face and who knows what will come out of their mouths. I found these quotes to be funny and wanted to pass along the humor. Feel free to add any that you find humorous I love a good laugh.

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~ Barbara Bush

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~Robin Williams

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~Rodney Dangerfield

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams

Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
~Austin Powers

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
~Sharon Stone

TacksCutupCoram 52M
121 posts
1/13/2006 7:06 pm

Glad to see you back. Look forward to reading your blog again. Many of these one liners are among my favorites. Especially the ones by Robin Williams

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