Who's gonna take the for this one???  

fieldsofdaisy 41F
1343 posts
9/3/2006 8:54 pm

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11/10/2006 2:49 pm

Who's gonna take the for this one???

The wifey hunt is not going well.

Oh, and I've been told by some very worthy sources, that apparently, not all wives actually clean, organize and maintain every single aspect of the day to day lives of their families? MOTHERFUCKER! How come no one sent ME that goddamn memo??? I have SO much time to make up for!!! Someone bring me the bon-bons and the Us Magazines, and set my tv to the soap opera channel. I've got some catching up to do...

So, if you don't hear from me for a while, it's probably because my legs have gone all wobbly from all that sitting on my ass, and I can't make it to the computer anymore.


P.S. Apparently, I'm supposed to be witholding sex too?? Fuck. I don't know if I can do that one... I am so totally screwed here. The 'Wife' club is SO gonna reject my membership!!!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/3/2006 9:39 pm

Theres a "Wife" club??

NakedLnch 48M

9/4/2006 6:15 am

You're clearly using the wrong bait. I've read that one needs to be a rich asshole with a comb-over and 8 tummy tucks to bag that kind of fine specimen.

VATraveler1948 68M

9/4/2006 8:31 am

Don't sweat it, every stereotype needs a brave solu to challenge the boundaries.

intierzha 43M

9/4/2006 5:58 pm

Funny, I don't recall my ex-wife witholding sex. (Heck, the last thing we did before our divorce was have sex, lol)

Maybe you can join a 'Wives' club that allows you to have sex but with the other perks as well.


elysianpleasure 47M

9/4/2006 9:24 pm

No one sent my wife the memo either...


MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
9/5/2006 11:51 am

Sweetie...you got the whole thing wrong...*shake head*...I've always liked you, but are you blonde???

Let me explain...and with this piece of gem alone, you'll get on the board of any wife's club...pay attention now...the witholding sex thing...that applies only to the husband you're married to....you're free to have sex with everyone else's husbands...in fact...any living man...so there...go send that application in now...you'll be a hit...

P/S- the cleaning and other stuff...fake it...no one's gonna know...

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
9/5/2006 8:55 pm

Okay...if you still want into that club, I know someone. But, of course, it'll cost you...

MajorEasy 46M
2693 posts
9/9/2006 2:16 pm

Heh heh...I'd want you to win...pin me I say...no sweetie...you have to face down while I face up...that's right..PIN ME!!!

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....

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