The Ultimate Mood Enhancing Drug --  

fieldsofdaisy 41F
1343 posts
7/27/2006 5:24 pm

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The Ultimate Mood Enhancing Drug --

I've had a crap-ass day. No reason in particular, unless you count being cooped up, totally alone, with two raging lunatic children all day. But, just feeling moody, down, and generally all around blah. I had resigned myself to the fact that it was just going to be one of those days.

So, I finally get said lunatic children settled down somewhat with a god-awful movie (curse you, Dave Hood!). But, hey, they aren't crying, whining or hitting each other, right? As I'm sitting on the sofa, I am acutely reminded of the fact that I never put on panties this morning. Well, being the mom of the year that I am, I resist the temptation for a stealthy touch, no matter how engrossed they are in the monster trucks parading across the screen.

I get up quietly and head to the master bedroom. I close the door ever so quietly, as anyone with children can tell you that hearing a door close will automatically bring every child within a three mile radius to see what might be happening that they aren't supposed to be seeing. I hurry to the drawer, and grab Bob*. A minute later (yes, Bob is THAT good), leaning on the dresser in an attempt to catch my breath, I realize that I am feeling a million times better, and oh! there's my cheery demeanor!

I finally get out of my pajamas (yes, it's 5pm. I know. Did you not read the first paragraph? Don't judge me! ), wash my face and put my hair up in a cute twist. I call my sil to come over for dinner. She's even going to bring us food!

Sigh... I'll need to file this away under 'things to remember when one is feeling uber-crappy'. Apparently, all I need to return to my normal perky self is a good orgasm!!


* Yes. I'm off the wagon again. If you don't know what I'm referring to, read The first meeting of VAA--. What's a girl to do? I just can't resist Bob's charm, I guess.

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
7/27/2006 9:30 pm

This SOOOOO could have been written by me!!! (except, I dont' have a "Bob"...but then, I can usually do the job myself just fine.)

LOL. Man. Great post!!!

rm_agathon12 46M
1311 posts
7/27/2006 10:40 pm

Bob and I are going for a drink and a smoke. I'm going to get him drunk so he can tell me his secrets.

Wickedcurve 53M

7/30/2006 9:03 am

Wow!,...a lady that has come upon the profound realization that an orgasm (sex with another can bring this reponse as well) can alleviate most stress and help enhance ones mood!

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