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Sugar and Spice--
Sugar and Spice--
I was standing in the shower the other day, hot water cascading over my flushed skin, hair, darkened with water, stuck to my back. I was using my wonderful exfoliating gloves (seriously, they are amazing. You have never felt such soft skin as you do after using these... don't forget the lotion too!) and the most delicious new shower gel to scrub my entire body. And, I had a thought.
You know what??
I love being a girl.
I know many men will think, NO WAY. And, they can list off a million and one reasons why being a girl just plain sucks. (in fact, I could list many reasons myself, but hear me out on this, ok?)
It was the shower gel that made the thought click in my head. The bath products alone are mind-boggling. I love to use shower gels and scented lotions. I love to find new and pretty smelling shampoos. I love wearing make-up, doing my hair, dressing up. I mean... the clothes! The SHOES. The fun of all of it is endless. (*cough* and do I even need to mention the boobs? We have our very. own. pair. To do with as we wish... Hooray for Boobies! )
Don't get me wrong. I can scrub out with the most slovenly of men, if the situation or my mood calls for it. I can camp with no showers, washing in the lake or streams (or sinks). Go days, if needed. Weekends usually see me with my hair up in a bun, and my jammies on most of the day. If I go out, I MAY put on jeans...
But, all of it is just so much fun. Getting done up, feeling pretty, sexy, confident. Feeling desired. I know, I know. I'm not supposed to admit that women like to be thought of that way. Objectified, right? Well, just goes to show you that, once again, I must differ from the 'norm'. (however, I don't believe for one second that there are women out there that don't want to feel desired. Feel attractive. It's fucking human nature, for gods' sake!)
So, there you have it. I love being a girl.
Now, I can pretty much guess exactly which arguments you are formulating in your head right now, trying to convince me why being male is so superior. Yes, there are downsides to girly-dom. Just as there are downsides to male-dom. (yes, there are. plain and simple? WOMEN CONTROL THE PUSSY. That's a downside to being male right there!! Although, admittedly, with the right mixture of charm, wit, and skill, yes, you CAN control the pussy... (Use the force. Be a pussy Jedi. I crack myself up!!))
Ok. I can tell you are still cooking up an argument in that pretty little head of yours. Now, now... don't hurt yourself. Because, I have two words that will end all of it.
P.S. I will not acknowledge any arguments about how you, as a male, are multi-orgasmic. I'll nod and 'yes, dear' you. Whatever.
P.P.S. See now? I got started with these again. Think I can make it to four today? Hmmm...
P.P.P.S. I got the most beautiful pedicure today! I love pretty toes.
P.P.P.P.S. My weekend away with my B.F.F. (Best Friend Forever) is this weekend! I can hardly wait! (YAY for four!! Think I can do five??? Ooohhh... Aaaahh... watch the show, folks...)
P.P.P.P.P.S. AGH! Damnit!! Reaching... reaching for the brass ring... Fuck. Missed it. And, I was SOOO close this time. Sigh.. Oh well. I'll try again another time!!
8/23/2006 7:32 pm
One word: toys. Women have better toys. 'nuff said.|
8/23/2006 8:25 pm
Although, admittedly, with the right mixture of charm, wit, and skill, yes, you CAN control the pussy... (Use the force. Be a pussy Jedi. I crack myself up!!)) |
Pussy Jedi....oh no you didn't... a la a Chris Tucker/Smokey voice
Oh Heeeellll noooo!!
That's just wrong....
You know I am SOOO a Sith of the steamy sex slot LOL
git it right damnit! lol
And you thought I was going to argue....
Hey love being a lady all you want...I love being a man and leading in the lustful arts over my lady lovers....helping her to feel sexy, soft, and beautiful in a slow and sexy nude way...then NAILING her to the fast fucking finish like some sort of wildabest of wanton lust...
Mmmmmm.... MAN TIME!
Oh, and your p and your p.p.....s reminded me....WE STILL GET TO PEE STANDING UP!!
N'er n'er neee n'eeeer!!
Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!
8/23/2006 8:38 pm
Who are we men to argue?! That's why we spend so much energy trying to get all up in ya'...|
But... before you go all gettin' high 'n mighty, I-am-girly-hear-me-roar, there is one tiny little red present that comes around once a month.
Multiple orgasms!? Pishaww! We can pee our names in the snow!!
8/23/2006 9:08 pm
P.P.P.P.S. My weekend away with my B.F.F. (Best Friend Forever) is this weekend! I can hardly wait! (YAY for four!! Think I can do five??? Ooohhh... Aaaahh... watch the show, folks...)|
No sense sending you an e-mail then regarding me passing through Sacremento this weekend on my way to Mariposa (remember a birthday present idea? ).
Enjoy your weekend
8/24/2006 11:40 am
Yup...I have to agree sweetie...I've said so many times...in my blog and group posts...in my next life...if everything else is still the same...I'd want to be a girl...well...a lesbian to be precise...(can a guy lose homophobia in just one incarnation??)|
. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
8/24/2006 2:18 pm
Hello, Miss Daisy! |
Who's driving you?
This is my first visit to your blog, but it won't be my last! (I'll tell the truth--I followed the Major, it was Easy)
I agree with you 100%. You see-- the only thing they could come up with was peeing! Come on, how many times in a day can you use that skill without annoying everyone around you? A man will never know the true joys of a manicure and a pedicure, sure he couldget the basics, but without nail polish and gloss, it's just foreplay! And can a man really enjoy dressing up? There are only so many varieties in men's pants and shirts, while there's an endless array of women's clothing... not to mention shoes, purses, hair assessories, perfume, make-up. How can a man beat that?
As for being desired---I defy any woman to say she doesn't want that...maybe not in a sexual way, but she wants it none-the-less. For myself, I only really discovered sex less than a year ago, after more than 20 years of marriage. Believe me, what an eye-opener it was to find I was both desirable and sexy. I both look and feel at least 10 years younger (I have pictures to prove it). As for the multiple orgasms, I haven't gotten there yet, but I'm going to! Thanks for a lovely story!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss
8/24/2006 7:33 pm
Sleeping is a part of living ... and if done well, can be one of the best parts.|
8/25/2006 1:38 am
I love you being a girl, too.|
And I am completely jealous of multiple orgasms.