New Meaning to 'Shop 'Til You Drop'...  

fieldsofdaisy 41F
1343 posts
8/27/2006 5:27 pm

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11/10/2006 2:43 pm

New Meaning to 'Shop 'Til You Drop'...

Honest to god. Someone truly needs to market "Retail Therapy" as a legitimate form of recovery.

I've been thinking about this, and I think that this is how my ad would sound...

Feeling blue? Down in the dumps? Need to work through some issues??

Come on down to Daisy Field's Mood Management Clinic!

We specialize in the newly studied and licensed field of Retail Therapy!!

We will tailor a shopping spree to suit your immediate needs and wants... Electronics or gadgets your thing? Our 'Expedition into Exciting Electronics' spree is the one for you!

Bargain hound?? Our 'Sale Safari' can be tailored specifically to your tastes.

Whatever it is that you are lacking... that you are needing... Retail Therapy can take all of it away!

Leave you feeling like a new man or woman!!

*Results are temporary. Compulsive or Destructive Shoppers will be charged triple the normal fee. Therapist fee is due PRIOR to 'Retail Therapy' session.

Daisy, L.C.R.T.C. (Licensed Clinical Retail Therapy Consultant)

NakedLnch 48M

8/27/2006 7:06 pm

Ha! Great post!

I have the opposite response to shopping. It would be more like, "If you're a bad boy, we'll make you go shopping, so you better be good." Keep me on the straight an narrow.

itsallfun1957 59M

9/1/2006 7:35 pm

Nice post. You got to love shop therapy.>>>iaf1957

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