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I want an
I want an
Have you seen the commercials for the office supply retailer that feature the Easy Button? Just a press of the big red button solves all of their office supply ordering problems…
I’ve decided that we all need an Easy Button for life’s various situations! Difficult career decision to make? Press your Easy Button! Tough choices regarding your aging parents? Easy Button! How to handle your three year old’s recent sleep issues? Easy Button!
In particular, I want an Easy Button for relationships. It would be so nice to just push the Easy Button and know what the other person was thinking.
I am one of those people that is way too open, sometimes. My girlfriends stopped asking me for relationship advice several years ago. Apparently, they didn’t like my advice to just ASK THE GUY about whatever they were concerned about. I've never been very good at the 'games' dating seems to entail. I don't agree with them, and, to be honest, they drive me fucking nuts. But, I digress...
I’m having a situation with a friend right now. I really care for this person. Recently, it feels like they have been withdrawing from me. Pulling away. Leaving me confused and sad. I don’t mind the terms of a relationship changing, I just like to be kept in the loop. So, I at least have a clue what’s going on, you know? I’ve opened the door for some discussion on the topic, and it has been summarily slammed shut in my face.
So. Here’s my Easy Button folks! Wish me luck!
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.Click.
Shit. I think the damn thing is broken.
5/30/2006 1:13 pm
A dirty thought: a woman's "easy button" is her clit. A few strokes and she gets wet and everything comes a lot easier then...|
5/30/2006 5:07 pm
Ahh, the Easy Button. [great commercials btw] |
Would it really, really help in all situations?
For example, I have an employee that purchased such a button and it has brought some good amusement into the office. However, it has back-fired for him. An easy question comes his way, the easy answer is given, and walla ~ "that was easy can be heard throughout the office", sometimes to laughs, sometimes to a good old "WHATEVER".
I started to hear more and more of the button, and knowing the types of questions that were now being asked, I decided to listen in a wee-bit closer to the answers being given. And guess what... it wasn't so easy after all. The answers were not always correct, discussion of such matters with the boss, me, takes place and the employee is finding that his job is not the easy after all.
So be careful somtimes of that Easy Button, but I do hope it works for you!
ps: You don't have a crystal ball that I can borrow to look into the future do you?
5/30/2006 6:17 pm
I am so sorry for all of the difficulties you are having concerning your friend. Your friend is leaving you behind. Not talking to you at all. That makes me so mad . And you feel lost and confused. That makes me feel like crying .
There is no such thing as an easy button. I wish there was. Lots of people's troubles would be only bad or sad memories. Everyone would be so happy if they used the easy button all the time. But, this is not possible. Just a fantasy.
I am currently going through problems of my own. These problems involve all of AdultFriendFinder. I am seeking professional help, as well as positive feedback from friends. Please take a look at my blog and my last post. That explains everything. Plus, I keep updating that last post.