fieldsofdaisy 41F
1343 posts
8/8/2006 1:46 pm

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11/7/2006 3:14 pm


If I ever decide to open a tittie bar, I have discovered the BEST name for it!

You ready?

You sure?


Tell me that isn't the best ever!!!!!

Of course, for now, it's just a roadside fruit market on the way to the bay area.

But, some day, perhaps, my dream will come to fruition, and everyone can go and get their fill o' boobies at The Melon Barn...

God Bless America...


NiceGuyMush 46M

8/8/2006 3:28 pm


As long as the melons are round, sweet and juicy the men will throng from all corners of the globe...

Its a cracker of a name!

When are you opening up?


living2lives 44M

8/8/2006 3:50 pm

Can I have a VIP membership to the Melon Barn? That is classic. I had thought around the time Hooters opened of maybe opening Weiners....Ill let you think about that.

intierzha 43M

8/9/2006 7:58 pm

There is a sports bar or the like here in the D/FW area called Twin Peaks... it has a nice mountain decor and some other natural ranges

Can't go wrong with a bar full of melons...mmmm..., great idea.


NakedLnch 48M

8/19/2006 2:36 pm

HAA! I can totally see it. Hay on the floors, women in stalls reading for milking...

Too funny!

NakedLnch 48M

8/20/2006 8:48 pm

    Quoting fieldsofdaisy:
    NakedLnch, You will have to pay extra for the milking, though... And, if you want them to moo or baa? It's double!!! (at least their dignity will have a high price, right?? )
You're a nut! I love it!

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