From the Full of Shit files  

feel_my_heat 36F  
202 posts
1/28/2006 12:30 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

From the Full of Shit files

I'm a 41 year old single male. international playboy. been traveling the world as a sea Captain. Never had a chance to settle down. I'm 6-4 tall blonde hair blue eyes. nice smile and laugh. Southern Accent. Women tell me i'm veryy sexxy. Nice cut chest no hair. I have very fat large cock. I love to have it sucked. I love eating pussy. I can fuck all night cause my cock never gets soft. I'm a scorpio which means I'm a sex maniac according to the stars. which must be true cause i'm a dirty boy I love to fuck and suck pussy like no one you've ever met. Let's get together for drinks no strings attached and we'll ssee where that takes us. I will not post a pic online because of my career. Sorry however I'm told I'm handsome.

International Playboy.....
I'm a dirty boy I love to fuck and suck pussy like no one you've ever met......

LOL come on guys stop the madness!!



rm_VaRomeo0272 45M

1/28/2006 4:33 pm

Cut the guy some slack Lady I can't blame him for not posting a pic, especially with such a high profile job like international playboy sea captain. Wow, now there's a job for me. And I almost feel sorry for the guy. Do you know how uncomfortable it must be to walk around with a cock that never gets soft? Do you have to wear special pants or anything for that?

I will echo one thing he said....let's get together for drinks, no strings and we'll see where that takes us. I'd like to suggest you come over here for those drinks

Talk to you soon.
Dave


sharewus2 40M/32F

1/28/2006 6:28 pm

hehehe...i think we need to get this international super pimp to our area Ms Heat...i'm sure we can think of a few fun things to do to...err...i mean WITH a cock that never goes soft *giddy laughter* i got a new whip!!!


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/28/2006 6:30 pm

Hey Romeo

Ok I'll cut this playboy a break since he has such a demanding job that he never settled down. LOL.

Now I won't cut him slack on what he said about being able to fuck and suck pussy like no one I've ever met. Come on now!!! Hubby has that prize.


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/28/2006 6:33 pm

Here's another one I got today,

Yes, I'm looking for wild, hot, maybe even a little nasty sex...make no bones about it. No strings, no guilt, pure fun. And I thought I’d let you know. . . The thought of your legs wrapped around my strong, hard, sweaty shoulders could very well be the thing that brings about my first of many orgasms. Let’s stop fooling around. We should get this going.


Oh my goodness, a man that is looking for wild, hot, nasty sex. Now that is rare.


feel_my_heat 36F  
283 posts
1/28/2006 6:53 pm

    Quoting sharewus2:
    hehehe...i think we need to get this international super pimp to our area Ms Heat...i'm sure we can think of a few fun things to do to...err...i mean WITH a cock that never goes soft *giddy laughter* i got a new whip!!!
Alright share

Lets whip this man, make this international pimp an international chump.


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/28/2006 9:00 pm

"Oh my goodness, a man that is looking for wild, hot, nasty sex. Now that is rare."

Never heard of it. Here at AdultFriendFinder, maybe once or twice.

I'm looking of so-so sex, so if you are so-so too, hit me back!


kitz6 60F

1/28/2006 9:44 pm

Now now - that MY job! And no cutting in line! Tsk tsk tsk.


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/28/2006 10:25 pm

    Quoting feel_my_heat:
    Alright share

    Lets whip this man, make this international pimp an international chump.
?*


Murax 54M  
934 posts
1/29/2006 4:19 am

OK, all this brings up a bigger question for me. What is a good way to "cold call" women on this site? I'm very successful at everything else but I've given up on sending email because its a waste of time for me. I'm close to a 5% return rate. If that. When I do get laid its from women contacting me.

So how 'bout it Lady? What works? Post a couple of emails from guys you did want to meet so I can have some examples. You too sharewus. And kitz. I'm always up for more education. Although saying that to kitz makes me a little nervous. LOL.


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/29/2006 12:53 pm

"Although saying that to kitz makes me a little nervous."

Yeah right...

She is still purring...listen...quite...


Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
1/29/2006 11:55 pm

I was asked by someone to rip this e-mail, of course, after some arm twisting, I will comply....

I'm a 41 year old single male [OKAY]. international playboy [THIS THIS AUSTIN POWERS? IF YOU ARE A PLAYBOY, INTERNATIONAL NO LESS, WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING ON AdultFriendFinder?]. been traveling the world as a sea Captain [HE HAS A RADIO CONTROL MODEL BOAT HE TAKES OUT ON WEEKENDS]. Never had a chance to settle down [ALL THE WOMEN WENT SCREAMING THE OTHER WAY] I'm 6-4 tall blonde hair blue eyes. nice smile and laugh. Southern Accent [NASCAR FAN I SEE]. Women tell me i'm veryy sexxy [UNTIL THEY MEET YOU OR RECEIVE E-MAIL FROM YOU]. Nice cut chest no hair [HORNMONE PROBLEMS I SEE]. I have very fat large cock [YUP, SURE, YEAH, HUNG LIKE HORSE]. I love to have it sucked [NOTICE WANT HE WANTS COMES FIRST]. I love eating pussy [NOTICE SECOND ON LIST]. I can fuck all night cause my cock never gets soft [WOW THIS MUST EMBARRESING WITH HIS VERY FAT LARGE COCK WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND MUST NOT EASY TOO]. I'm a scorpio which means I'm a sex maniac according to the stars [I'M A CANCER WHICH MEANS I'M A SCARCASTIC SOB]. which must be true cause i'm a dirty boy [DO NOT BATHE I SEE] I love to fuck and suck pussy like no one you've ever met[GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN AND PUSSY]. Let's get together for drinks no strings attached [YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR DRINKS, BECUASE I'M CHEAPO] and we'll ssee where that takes us [NOWHERE]. I will not post a pic online because of my career [I'M REALLY MARRIED AND A PASTOR OF MY CHURCH]. Sorry [NOT REALLY] however I'm told I'm handsome [HE IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND].

Please, stop the madness...


rappahannock_man 62M
1102 posts
1/30/2006 1:52 am

"I can fuck all night cause my cock never gets soft." Ha ha ha ha ha! Just the bit of whimsical fantasy I needed to read at 4 AM!


rm_USMC_4_fun 39M
47 posts
1/30/2006 10:49 am

LMAO @ Phineas


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