the golf story  

fastslow2006 60M/56F
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5/30/2006 3:57 pm

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5/31/2006 7:31 pm

the golf story


A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that."

onlyfive 68M

5/30/2006 4:43 pm

Brilliant. Never heard that one.


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