Viagra - a laughing matter  

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7/24/2006 10:26 am

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Viagra - a laughing matter


Staff Meeting

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising
agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly
stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the
benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting
was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions and created a
Top Ten List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

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