Southern Fun  

eyelikeitrough20 37F
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4/9/2006 10:58 am

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4/11/2006 7:06 pm

Southern Fun

Now I was born and raised in the south...and growing up I learned to laugh at the south with everyone else...I am proud to be a southern lady!!!!But like everyone else in the world I love a good laugh so I am gonna give ya a few southern jokes...hope ya like and please don't get offended as they are meant in fun...

Hunting in the South
A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"

Southern Naming Technique

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has?
"Ten boys."

"And their names?"

"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."

"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?"

"That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'"

"What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?"

"Then I calls him by his last name."

hugs and kisses


allforfun5262 54M/56F

4/11/2006 6:13 am


Hey there sexy...just checkin in with ya blogs..good one...

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