Still a Virgin...................hmmmm  

exoticeyes1000 55F
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2/22/2006 9:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Still a Virgin...................hmmmm


A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 8 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband
"Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin"
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be, you have been married 8 times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it would be"
"Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is"
"Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process."
"Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, tutored and seen video clips on how but was never able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was a Mama's boy, she would not let him do it"
"Husband #6 was a Psychologist, all he did was talk about it"
"Husband #7 was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it"
"Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do....
GOD I miss him"
"But now that I married you, I am really excited!"
"Good" said the new husband "but why?"
"Because" said the new bride
"You're a Lawyer, I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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