Dear Abby!  

exotica1967 49F
227 posts
6/28/2005 3:26 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear Abby!

I was sent this in my email and just had to send it on for others to read, it was cute.

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door ... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

rm_culloden2005 74M
9 posts
6/28/2005 4:29 pm

That is the sickest conservative right wing G.W.bush league garbage I have ever had the mis fortune to read. I would have failed the test and shook hands with the husband on my way out. Then that son of a ... could ask his screwed up bitch of a wife what she was doing . And then I would cancel the wedding.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/28/2005 6:13 pm

I thoroughly enjoyed that but I missed the part about George Bush.

Was he there too?

HrnyTeen4Pussy 30M

6/29/2005 9:44 am

Wow. That's bullshit, I'd need a little time to think after that shit. And I'd definitely tell my fiancee, too. Hopefully, she'd be as pissed as me...

funsailor84 32M

6/29/2005 11:07 am

Jesus, what a hoot. I definitely wouldn't like the parents after that one; But damn, I'd have probably had a condom in my pocket too.

funsailor84 32M

6/29/2005 11:08 am

Hey Culloden- How do you really feel?

niceboyjust4u05 34M
2 posts
6/30/2005 12:25 pm

exotica, you are so hot, i love your stories! would love to chat to you some time if you like younger men. i'm not a proper member on here tho....

exotica1967 49F

7/1/2005 3:34 am

would love to talk to u hun.

niceboyjust4u05 34M
2 posts
7/3/2005 1:29 pm

i can't email you cos i'm not a proper member but i'm desperate to chat to you! do you go in any chat rooms ever? a bit out about me...i'm fairly inexperienced so would love a sexy older woman like you to teach me and tell me what you'd like me to do to you. i'd do everything you say, i would be a toy for you to play with, do you like inexpereinced men who are really eager to please you? i'm getting really turned on just thinking about you instructing me and taking control, would you like that? would love to get en email from you....

exotica1967 49F

7/3/2005 11:44 pm

meet me in the chatrrom (milf for meet or play) Im there when ever im on AdultFriendFinder. hope to chat soon.

FunCleanSailor 33M
3 posts
8/11/2005 9:19 pm

Wow, that's really fucked up, but its funny too.
I'm not sure what to make of it.

rm_bling822 44M

8/31/2005 2:31 pm

That situation was seriously fucked up! I would have acted pissed there and then just to get some 'outrage' points. Then I would have let the fiancee know about it. Okay, I'm done with the moral outrage. Let's be real... if the guy had been stupid enough to do his prospective mother-in-law, he would have just been begging to go down hard.

rm_dmax85 31M

10/17/2005 12:13 am

OH MY GOSH I would have failed that test flat out. What in the world were they thinking to give such a test? The mother-in-law's ass would have been screwed to the RIMMM

sweetness1960112 63M

11/6/2005 3:04 pm

this story! which is what is is.....was written in erotica the old paperback books you can buy at the adult stores!....many years 20 even.....its been taken and added too over the years....but total bullshit lol

rm_checheche82 34M
1 post
12/18/2005 3:07 am

Hi iam a blackman from newyork I never seen a white womans cookie can you sho me

blond2metres69 31M

5/9/2006 1:29 pm

thats quite an old joke, its been around for ages...

rm_LUV505ACTION 46
27 posts
5/17/2006 8:20 am


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