WHY MEN LIE ?  

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5/27/2005 1:26 am

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WHY MEN LIE ?


Dear all,

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Why Men Lie - The Real Truth ....

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,

"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water. The Lord went down into the water and
reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again,

the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
him all three axes To keep, and the woodcutter went
home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
him,

"Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is a lie!!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.! It
is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez,

You would come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also say 'no' to her, You would thirdly come
up with my wife,

And I would say 'yes,' and then all three will be
given to me.

But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to
take care of all three wives, so that's why I said yes
the first time."

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is
for an honorable reason.

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