how to annoy people in an elevator:  

evilgothgirl 51F
326 posts
7/10/2006 11:58 am

Last Read:
7/10/2006 3:50 pm

how to annoy people in an elevator:

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone
and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi George. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to
pick it up,then scream, That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone
gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,shut up,,shut up!!

1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope

23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a
while, then anounce, "I have new socks on".

25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and anounce to the othr passengers, "This is MY personal space

wickedeasy 66F  
25470 posts
7/10/2006 12:35 pm

god - i exploded laughing - great post and downright Machiavellian

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

evilgothgirl replies on 7/10/2006 12:52 pm:
Glad to spread the giggles!

Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
7/10/2006 12:40 pm

hehe...good one Must try that sometime

Sula xxx

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evilgothgirl replies on 7/10/2006 12:53 pm:
I tried alot of them....but...

I was wearing a helmet and a scuba mask....It was soooo freakin hard not to laugh at everyone's reaction

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