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"I have a Black Lab so I was buying a large bag of Purina at the Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
Continuing on, I told her, it was essentially a perfect diet and the way itworks is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally perfect so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here, practically everyone in the check out line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been
poisoned. I told her no. I'd been sitting in the street licking my crotch and a truck hit me.
(I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.)"
8/21/2006 12:03 pm