9 things I hate about everyone  

evilgothgirl 51F
326 posts
3/7/2006 11:19 am

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5/19/2006 6:19 pm

9 things I hate about everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know

where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch

when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for

the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the

channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn

right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I

paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a

choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then

there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there

must have been something before it, couldn't be new

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn

thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come

yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
5/19/2006 2:47 pm

#10 While waiting for the elevator, someone comes up and pushes the call button. Will it come any faster if pushed more than once or do you think I forgot to push the button? Morons!

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