The Demerit Point System  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
6/23/2006 4:13 pm

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The Demerit Point System

The Demerit Point System Explained

Just in case any of you did not realise how it works, although I am sure you all do!!

The Demerit Point System explained:

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system.

SIMPLE DUTIES:

You make the bed .............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets................... -1

You leave the toilet seat up.................................. -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex... -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom........... -2

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings..... +5
in the snow.......................+8
but return with beer..............-5
and no liners....................-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.......... +5
You pummel it with a six iron.................................+10
It's her cat..................................................-40

AT A PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
Drinking buddy......................................-2
Named Tiffany.......................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer.................................-6
With breast implants...............................-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner.................................... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.......... +1
Okay, it is a sports bar...................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.............................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night,
And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team -10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Go with a pal................................................. +5
The pal is happily married.................................... +4
Or frighteningly single....................................... -7
And he drives a Ferrari.......................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)..................-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie....................................... +2
You take her to a movie she likes............................. +4
You take her to a movie you hate.............................. +6
You take her to a movie you like.............................. -2
It's called Death Cop 3....................................... -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................... -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.........-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly............................-15
and start to exercise to get rid of it .......... +10
and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts...... -30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..............-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding.........-10
You reply, "Where?".......................................... -35
Any other response............................................-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.................. 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes............................... +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. +100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep …………………....-250


akron42   
2375 posts
6/23/2006 4:41 pm

Hilarious!


rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
6/24/2006 8:32 am

That is too funny...thanx for the laugh

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:02 pm

Its only funny because its true Lmao!


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:04 pm

Thats what I'm here for! Well one of the things I'm here for loL! Thanks for posting hun!


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
6/25/2006 3:03 pm

Who said that the truth always has to hurt! LOL

~Country~


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 3:51 pm

Nah, it only hurts if you believe it lol! Gotta admit though I've met a few people like that, although I've met a lot who aren't too! Thanx for coming back hun x


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