Quotes about er indoors.  

eveready06 42M
1058 posts
8/7/2006 1:39 pm

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8/11/2006 8:59 am

Quotes about er indoors.

I'm awaiting the outrage!!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Sorry! Lol!

countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
8/7/2006 3:40 pm

Beware of the rath of a woman scorned!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/7/2006 7:37 pm

Hmmm...women bashing or just wife bashing?

lol. To funny though....shhhh, don't tell on me.

Deeelishious 52M/52F

8/7/2006 9:17 pm

HI THERE X LOL your 1 funny guy xjen

eveready06 42M

8/8/2006 1:53 pm

Hmm I'm sensing a recurring theme here! Don't be angry with me lol! I don't know if I could take it Hiya Jen where ya been? Youve been missed hunny! Welcome back!

RubyRedPetal 44F

8/8/2006 5:50 pm

I loved this post!! But then i have never been married!

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eveready06 42M

8/9/2006 2:51 pm

    Quoting RubyRedPetal:

    I loved this post!! But then i have never been married!
That would explain it lol!

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