Never lie to your mum  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
8/13/2006 12:07 pm

Last Read:
8/21/2006 4:55 pm

Never lie to your mum


An Italian Mother
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mum,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mum

Lesson: Never lie to your Mum!

RubyRedPetal 44F

8/13/2006 1:53 pm

mums rule!!

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eveready06 41M

8/13/2006 4:07 pm

With an iron fist usually lol!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/13/2006 8:40 pm

lol I've heard that story before. Except instead of a sugar bowl, it was a silver ladle! lol.


eveready06 41M

8/14/2006 1:17 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    lol I've heard that story before. Except instead of a sugar bowl, it was a silver ladle! lol.
Hey, I never claimed to be original lol!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/14/2006 7:00 pm

Oh I know, was just commenting that I FINALLY heard one of your things before is all. Sorry didn't mean to say you weren't original.


Hippink 35F
4499 posts
8/18/2006 5:34 pm

CUTE!
Mom's are ALL-seeing, ALL-knowing.
I always hated that about my Mom.
Hippie XXX


eveready06 41M

8/21/2006 4:54 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Oh I know, was just commenting that I FINALLY heard one of your things before is all. Sorry didn't mean to say you weren't original.
I know hun, was just messin with ya!


eveready06 41M

8/21/2006 4:55 pm

    Quoting Hippink:
    CUTE!
    Mom's are ALL-seeing, ALL-knowing.
    I always hated that about my Mom.
    Hippie XXX
How do they do it??!


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