Monkey Nuts!  

eveready06 42M
1058 posts
7/3/2006 12:17 pm
Monkey Nuts!

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, almost see
through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
The zoo is not very busy this morning and as they walk through the Ape
exhibit, they pass in front of a very large,
hairy gorilla.

Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with
his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He
suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is
about to tear the bars down

"Now try lifting your dress up and flashing
yourself." he says.

This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now
he's doing flips and has a hard-on like a baseball bat.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the
door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage
door shut and says

"Now, tell HIM you've got a f***ing headache."

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