I wanna be a pig!  

eveready06 42M
1058 posts
6/26/2006 3:05 pm

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7/9/2006 6:08 am

I wanna be a pig!

Some useless but funny factoids!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)



rm_xxSpecialKxx 46F
1614 posts
6/27/2006 9:50 pm

Wow babyyyyyyyyy Your Like a walking encylopedia im soooooo impressed now get ya knackers out and shows me ya wearrsssssssssssssss pweeeaseeeee mwahhh have i told you lately ELEPHANT SHOES! there ya go then xxxx k


ScratchNSniffff 42M/44F
9 posts
6/27/2006 10:05 pm

Pigs are cool things very intelligent to you have agreat blog dude really cool & fuck i want to come back in next life as a lion they seem to have the mating thing totally sussed have agood day s&s


eveready06 42M

6/28/2006 2:27 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    Wow babyyyyyyyyy Your Like a walking encylopedia im soooooo impressed now get ya knackers out and shows me ya wearrsssssssssssssss pweeeaseeeee mwahhh have i told you lately ELEPHANT SHOES! there ya go then xxxx k
Discovery channels got a lot to answer for lol! Check out my album baby, you might find what yer looking for!. Elephant shoes xxx


eveready06 42M

6/28/2006 2:29 pm

    Quoting ScratchNSniffff:
    Pigs are cool things very intelligent to you have agreat blog dude really cool & fuck i want to come back in next life as a lion they seem to have the mating thing totally sussed have agood day s&s
I'm still going with the pig! lol


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