I'm hopeless with women! Taxi for eveready!!!!  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
6/22/2006 5:55 pm

Last Read:
7/9/2006 6:08 am

I'm hopeless with women! Taxi for eveready!!!!



These are all hopeless, but they might make your day go slightly
faster...
(infact no they're all crap, so soz)

I'm so hopeless with women that.....
I started seeing a girl who was made of fruit
but it soon went pear shaped

I used to go out with a girl who made artificial limbs.
Until she gave me the elbow.

i went out with a girl with a turn in her eye, till i found out she
was
seeing someone else

i went out with a shot put champion once. Until she chucked me.

I went out with a b**ch once. She was a real dog

I went out with a female army general once
till she gave me my marching orders.

i went out with an aerobics instructor. Yeah it didnt WORK OUT

I went out with a girl who had one leg longer than the other, she kept
running circles round me.

Went out with a dominatrix once, she walked all over me

I went out with a historian, but she kept digging up my past

I went out with a blind girl once, until she got rid of me. she couldnt
see
it going anywhere

I once went out with a girl made of string.
I had her wrapped around my little finger.

Went out with a dwarfe once she was so big headed

I went out with a traveller once...she moved on

My last girlfriend i cut up and seasonned with parsley and boiled
overnight
my dad says i must stop treating women like a piece of meat

I went out with paula radcliffe once but the relationship ran its
course

Get's coat TAXI!!!



countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
6/22/2006 7:16 pm

Nice!

~Country~


000TBoy 42M
194 posts
6/23/2006 1:34 am

Thanks for the advice - I'd worked it out but was just having a luddite 5 mins!

Here here to tit monday but can you stop sending me your ex girlfriends now please!


eveready06 41M

6/23/2006 8:47 am

Nooo! dont say that lol! Theyre shocking!!! Good to see you again though!


eveready06 41M

6/23/2006 8:50 am

    Quoting 000TBoy:
    Thanks for the advice - I'd worked it out but was just having a luddite 5 mins!

    Here here to tit monday but can you stop sending me your ex girlfriends now please!
I know theyre bad arent they! lol! and no problem with the advice, I had to get a crash course off a friend on what all the abbreviations were when I started this! Didnt have a clue lol!


rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
6/23/2006 10:01 am

im so bored without youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

missing you xxxx


eveready06 41M

6/23/2006 3:44 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    im so bored without youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    missing you xxxx

DITTO!!! and Ive got two more days of it!


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