Funnies that make you think!  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
8/24/2006 10:10 am

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8/26/2006 2:02 pm

Funnies that make you think!


1.SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
2.A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
3.ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
4.I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
5.42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
6.99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
7.I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
8.HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
9.REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
10.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.
11.DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
12.THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
13.I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
14.SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
15.MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
16.A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
17.CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
18.GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
19.PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
20.ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
21.IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
22.HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
23.OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
24.HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
25.IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE
OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

26.WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
27.HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
28.EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
29.IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
30.HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
31.EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
32.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
33.I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND, BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
34.I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
35.WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
36.INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING "WHAT HAPPENED?"
37.JUST REMEMBER--IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
38.LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK


rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/24/2006 10:27 am

Sweet Pea
I am so glad you are feeling better. thanks for the belly laughs so early in the moring.

Donna
Someday is today.


tight_n_tasty2 50F

8/24/2006 10:30 am

lol...thanks


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 2:09 pm

    Quoting rm_aboutme66:
    Sweet Pea
    I am so glad you are feeling better. thanks for the belly laughs so early in the moring.
Your welcome hunny! Morning??! What time is it? Keep forgetting this is multinational lol! You had me worried there I mighta missed work!


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 2:11 pm

No worries - and thank you for posting! Come again now won't you!


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 2:14 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    thanks for making me giggle
    glad you are a little happier now xx

    p.s mustve taken you ages to put all the different colors on this.... Im impressed...
It did, it did The things I do for a few comments eh!!! Does that officially make me a comment whore?? lolOr maybe I just take pride in my work?! No actually it was just really difficult to read in black and white and would have taken up the whole page had I spaced it out


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 2:16 pm

Why thank you Nikki and welcome!! Good to see you, pull up a pew and lets talk lol!


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 3:06 pm

Been trying to figure that one out myself!! I aint doin it on purpose lol! For some reason Its changing the colour automatically! Are you a witch?? lol I'd like to be able to take credit for my attention to detail but really it aint me!


eveready06 41M

8/24/2006 3:07 pm

And just to make me look stupid it goes and does that one in black bold PMSLLLL! Its a conspiracy I tell ya!


Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
8/24/2006 4:46 pm

lmao...so funny

Sula xxx

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ShooooM 43M
340 posts
8/26/2006 2:37 am




Have u Eaten Special K All up
have mailed her , no response im going a way mon just wanted to ask her something b4 i go if you hear from her can you ask her to mail me cheers mate ??????


ShooooM 43M
340 posts
8/26/2006 2:42 am

and shit! you must be bored lol normally you just copy cut & paste this shit now your actually taking time out to colour each line oooh mate you need to find another hobby apart from AdultFriendFinder blogging the signs are showing have you got sores on your right hands yet ???? lmao tc


eveready06 41M

8/26/2006 1:57 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:
    you called me a witch

    you wanna be careful i dont cast a spell on you
Oooh! I think you already have lol!


eveready06 41M

8/26/2006 1:58 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    See your humour is the same as always..good to see xxx
You cant keep a good man down they say! Wonder what exactly they were referring to there???


eveready06 41M

8/26/2006 1:59 pm

Good to see you back - did you have a nice time by the lake??


eveready06 41M

8/26/2006 2:02 pm

    Quoting ShooooM:
    and shit! you must be bored lol normally you just copy cut & paste this shit now your actually taking time out to colour each line oooh mate you need to find another hobby apart from AdultFriendFinder blogging the signs are showing have you got sores on your right hands yet ???? lmao tc
Have had to start using my left! My right ones starting to look like that fella's on telly who's arm exploded Lmao! I'll pass the message onto K but she's not been well mate, coming out the other side of it now tho!


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