Fuckin chain letters!!!  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
7/17/2006 3:11 pm

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7/23/2006 3:22 pm

Fuckin chain letters!!!

Dou you ever get your Email account clogged up with shite like this!!?

I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on,
a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St.
Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive 5 cents from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't care.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail.

Now post this on everyone's blog you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S: Send me £50 pounds and then sod off.
Ok rant over! lol!



Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/17/2006 3:49 pm

I once yelled at an old lady who I used to work with for fowarding this kinda crap!

I told her I'm going to review all her email before she forwards.


eveready06 41M

7/17/2006 4:35 pm

    Quoting Kaliedascope61:
    I once yelled at an old lady who I used to work with for fowarding this kinda crap!

    I told her I'm going to review all her email before she forwards.
Can't say I blame you! It annoys the hell out of me! More because I get all excited thinking someones sent my a funny mail only to find out its more of this bollocks loL!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/17/2006 8:17 pm

Nope, no chain letter emails. Don't send me any either! I'll send the Spiders after you!


RubyRedPetal 44F

7/18/2006 1:25 am

i dont send em either. they are pure bobbins

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eveready06 41M

7/18/2006 9:27 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Nope, no chain letter emails. Don't send me any either! I'll send the Spiders after you!
Don't worry, as soon as they get to me they go straight in the trash!


eveready06 41M

7/18/2006 9:29 am

    Quoting RubyRedPetal:
    i dont send em either. they are pure bobbins
Well said! If we can all get everyone we know to do the same we can start making inroads into wiping every one of em of the face of the earth wahey!


eveready06 41M

7/19/2006 10:43 am

    Quoting rm__susie1971:
    I never forward them either... is that why I never have any luck ?
Awww hun! I'm sure thats not true!


bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
7/23/2006 1:26 pm

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eveready06 41M

7/23/2006 3:22 pm

    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    lol..u r just soo adorable! really! i love reading your blog! always puts a smile on my face! *kiss*
Lol! Really? To know that I put a smile on that pretty face is reason enough in itself for doing this hun! I could do with that smile putting back on my own face at the moment, I've been a bit bereft of humerous inspiration lately as you may have noticed! Ps your blogs pretty fab too! X


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