Crap Joke  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
9/3/2006 3:30 am

Last Read:
9/5/2006 3:18 pm

Crap Joke

Count Dracula is on the pull. He spends the night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks. He is heading for home, wandering along the street sometime before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks. What's going on here. A
few yards further on and ... BANG. Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can.... nothing. Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground ..........How odd!!A few yards further along the street and crash. Smacked on the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. He's getting really
angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing. He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, who the hell are you?

She replies ????????????????????..

My name is ...........
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Buffet, the vampire slayer.



rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
9/3/2006 5:08 am

lol yeh hun where do you get them from mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh


eveready06 41M

9/3/2006 2:51 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    ... where do you get these... very funny tho..
Hey if I told you that you'd have no reason to come back and I'd miss ya! lol


eveready06 41M

9/3/2006 2:52 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    lol yeh hun where do you get them from mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You know full well ya big tease!


eveready06 41M

9/3/2006 5:56 pm

    Quoting rm_heavenly_:


    now let me at your bloooodddddddddddddd
Ok now your scaring me lol!I thought you were a witch not a vampire!!!!!!!!


Deeelishious 52M/51F

9/3/2006 6:41 pm

although your neck is very inviting that hot cock wins hands down now when am i gonna get at it ??????????????? xx jen


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/4/2006 9:16 am

Oh my gosh...to funny! lol

I wasn't expecting that!


eveready06 41M

9/4/2006 2:38 pm

    Quoting Deeelishious:
    although your neck is very inviting that hot cock wins hands down now when am i gonna get at it ??????????????? xx jen
Hold up hunny! You can't disappear on me for all that time and expect to jump to the front of the queue now can you??? Wait your turn lol!


eveready06 41M

9/4/2006 2:41 pm

Hey hun! Welcome back! A lots happened whilst you've been away, first and foremost my facelift went horribly wrong lol!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/4/2006 8:01 pm

Facelift? What facelift?


eveready06 41M

9/5/2006 3:18 pm

Ah you missed it! My blog was taken over by gremlins who posted a mingin picture supposedly of my face lol!


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