Application form  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
8/8/2006 12:38 pm

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8/13/2006 11:57 am

Application form

If I had a daughter I'd get me one of these lol!

Application To Date My Daughter
1. Name_________________________
Date of Birth____________

2. Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________

3. Social Security # ______________ Driver's licence #__________

4. Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________

5. Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____

6. Do you have one male and one female parent? ____________ If no, explain answer _________________________________

7. Number of years parents married ________________________

8. Do you own a van? _______ A truck with oversized tires?______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _______ Do you have a tattoo?_________ (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ____________ ____________________________________________________.

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!" mean to you? __________________________________________________________.

11. Church you attend _______________ How often do you attend? _______________________

12. When is the best time to interview you father, mother, and bishop? Father ____________ Mother___________ Bishop__________

13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won't tell anyone ever- -promise) A. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the __________________ B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broke is my ____________ C. A woman's place is in the _________________________ D. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is __________________________________________________ E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is ______________

14. What do you want to be "if" you grow up? ________________

15. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device? _______

I swear all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, crucifixion, electrocution, chinese water torture, and red hot pokers.

Signature ________________________

Thank-you for you interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch you back).


MoutnainGirl 37F

8/8/2006 8:10 pm

That's great. I am so sending that to all the parents I know!

Moutnain Girl

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pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/8/2006 9:57 pm

lol I love the stuff you come up with! Wonder if they have one for boys. Their mom's have to beat the little trollops away with brooms! lol.


eveready06 41M

8/9/2006 3:06 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    Did my dad give u a copy of that ..very funny
Yep lol! I couldnt spell my name so he kicked me out at the first hurdle!


eveready06 41M

8/9/2006 3:07 pm

    Quoting MoutnainGirl:
    That's great. I am so sending that to all the parents I know!
Aww no dont do that! Dads can be difficult enough to butter up at the best of times!!!


eveready06 41M

8/9/2006 3:08 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    lol I love the stuff you come up with! Wonder if they have one for boys. Their mom's have to beat the little trollops away with brooms! lol.
Nah! cos were allowed lol!


JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/11/2006 10:10 am

Can I borrow this and make copies for when my daughter starts dating in about 10 years??

Juicy


eveready06 41M

8/13/2006 11:57 am

    Quoting JuicyBBW1001:
    Can I borrow this and make copies for when my daughter starts dating in about 10 years??
Lol! I dont own the copywrite hun so help yourself!


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