5 stages of drunkenness:-S  

eveready06 41M
1058 posts
6/23/2006 4:08 pm

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7/7/2006 8:57 pm

5 stages of drunkenness:-S

Stage 1 - CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the
known
universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your
knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always
right.
And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes

for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.

Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE
This is when you realize that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the

entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect
stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you.
Bear
in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about

any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You
can
buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You

can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER

so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much
you
bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that
you
fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person

present.

Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially
those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you
are
now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the

people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or
strength.
You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being
INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than

them anyway.

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
anything,
because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the

people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot
see
you. You can also snob the face off them for the same reason. You are
also
INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the

street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear
you
and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/23/2006 5:37 pm

Oh my! Lets hope you don't think you can drive invisible!!!


Deeelishious 52M/51F

6/24/2006 6:00 pm

Mmmmm Ev im finding you more exciting by the day i would very much like to watch you slowly get to the 5th stage of innebriation & then i'd make a very calculated move & take advantage of your very drunk status. And i can assure you on waking up naked next to my naked some what confused i coax you instantly back to hardness and we'd go at it like rabbits until you can't produce jiz anymore mmmm im touching myself at those thoughts xxj

ps garys away for 6 weeks you fancy meeting up and getting very drunk obviously bring k then that would be my ultimate plus i can show her how to give head lol joke k babydoll ? muahhhh

get back to me on that 1 x


rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
6/25/2006 8:23 am

    Quoting Deeelishious:
    Mmmmm Ev im finding you more exciting by the day i would very much like to watch you slowly get to the 5th stage of innebriation & then i'd make a very calculated move & take advantage of your very drunk status. And i can assure you on waking up naked next to my naked some what confused i coax you instantly back to hardness and we'd go at it like rabbits until you can't produce jiz anymore mmmm im touching myself at those thoughts xxj

    ps garys away for 6 weeks you fancy meeting up and getting very drunk obviously bring k then that would be my ultimate plus i can show her how to give head lol joke k babydoll ? muahhhh

    get back to me on that 1 x
Many a true word spoke in jest jen so they say

And to be honest hun lol if you get a piece of him b4 i do then id have to lamp you 1 as ive been on serious hunger strike(emotionally physically every kinda ically there is in the dictionary) for this man sooooo chill jen get in line and wait ya fucking turn lmaooooooooo xxx joke babydoll xxx k -->a seriously frustrated femaleeee


Deeelishious 52M/51F

6/25/2006 11:55 am

Muah kels x
And the way into a girls knickers could be through her mans he he maybe the only way i'll get to taste you is 2nd hand off of his cute torso it's worth a try don't you think? luv always xj

the offer still stands Ev


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:08 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Oh my! Lets hope you don't think you can drive invisible!!!
I dont think I can drive normally lol!


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:26 pm

    Quoting Deeelishious:
    Mmmmm Ev im finding you more exciting by the day i would very much like to watch you slowly get to the 5th stage of innebriation & then i'd make a very calculated move & take advantage of your very drunk status. And i can assure you on waking up naked next to my naked some what confused i coax you instantly back to hardness and we'd go at it like rabbits until you can't produce jiz anymore mmmm im touching myself at those thoughts xxj

    ps garys away for 6 weeks you fancy meeting up and getting very drunk obviously bring k then that would be my ultimate plus i can show her how to give head lol joke k babydoll ? muahhhh

    get back to me on that 1 x
Lol! youd have to find me first! At the fifth stage of inebriation I'd be INVISIBLE lol! You certainly know how to get someones attention Jen, and you've got me standing to attention at the thought! But I dont think even I could persuade K to start drinking from the furry cup! tickles her nose apparently! lmao! x


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:32 pm

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    Many a true word spoke in jest jen so they say

    And to be honest hun lol if you get a piece of him b4 i do then id have to lamp you 1 as ive been on serious hunger strike(emotionally physically every kinda ically there is in the dictionary) for this man sooooo chill jen get in line and wait ya fucking turn lmaooooooooo xxx joke babydoll xxx k -->a seriously frustrated femaleeee

Now, now ladies! calm down, calm down! (sorry its the scouser coming out in me lol!). I'm really not worth fighting over lol! You know your number one in my life K baby! and always will be! PS. When the hunger strikes over I'm going to lay on a banquet fit for a queen! lol!


eveready06 41M

6/25/2006 2:38 pm

    Quoting Deeelishious:
    Muah kels x
    And the way into a girls knickers could be through her mans he he maybe the only way i'll get to taste you is 2nd hand off of his cute torso it's worth a try don't you think? luv always xj

    the offer still stands Ev

Ooooh! I knew there had to be a catch lmao! Thought it was all a bit too good to be true to be pursued by two gorgeous ladies lol! Not sure how I feel about being a way into someone elses knickers though! Hmmmm, used and abused I'll have to think about that one! xx


Deeelishious 52M/51F

6/26/2006 2:57 pm

Looks like it's just you & me then Ev muahhhh xj


eveready06 41M

6/28/2006 5:12 pm

    Quoting Deeelishious:
    Looks like it's just you & me then Ev muahhhh xj
lol


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