evaTasteaLETTEb4 28F
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7/28/2006 12:25 pm

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet)

Cure : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You are lying on the floor.

Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause : You are looking through an empty glass.

Cure : Quickly refill with your favorite alcoholic beverage.

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You are being dragged away.

Cure : Quickly finish your drink and at least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear.

Cure : Refill your drink and stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your family looks strange.

Cause : You are in the wrong house.

Cure : Ask if they can point you in the direction of your house.

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