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1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet)
Cure : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You are lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill with your favorite alcoholic beverage.
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You are being dragged away.
Cure : Quickly finish your drink and at least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure : Refill your drink and stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your family looks strange.
Cause : You are in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you in the direction of your house.