Oh Man Part II  

eternal1969 47M
838 posts
10/19/2005 11:54 am

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Oh Man Part II

So today I ended work early (relative).Figured why not go back to massage shop and try to ask her out after she gets off work.

Got there about 9pm and booked for her by name this time. When she came in, she smiled as she recognized that I visited a couple of days ago.

Massage was again sensuous. It was the same as the last time, stroke for stroke. Only this time she squeezed me a little harder with her legs when she was straddling my back. Perhaps she was a little more comfortable this time. I was a little disappointed. It meant that it was all part of her routine and nothing special in her treatment towards me. Nevertheless, it was still relaxing and stimulating.

By the time I was done, it was near closing time. I hung around the reception lounge sipping my cup of water and waited for her to come out.

I was about to give up waiting for her and decided to sit on the entrance bench to wear my socks and shoes. Just then, she came out carrying her stuff and looked to be heading for home.

So I went for it....

I : Hey.
She : Hi
I : Are you local?
She : I look local?
I : Ah....

And out she went out of the door.

It confirmed again that I should never try picking up female strangers, my pick up lines always sucks, if it makes sense. Never could understand how is it I can convince an Eskimo to buy an air-con but I always get tongue tied and fuddle headed when I try to do a pick up? Shesh.

Noob_of_the_year 29M

10/19/2005 6:35 pm

Hey don't get so disappointed. You can always try it agin, like the saying goes "Practice makes perfect!". Anyway maybe you should try it earlier next time, i think she was too tired to even dream about it, what about thinking about your offer. Good luck next time man.
P.S. Your blog really rocks!

eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
10/20/2005 12:58 am

Noob.. I have been practising for 20 over years. I guess its just heaven's way to arrest the possibility of over indulgence in women. I guess life had its way to make things on level playing field

I can't complain too much, I have got options but its always from women in the out-of-bounds classification.

Anyway glad to have you around

mr_simply_me 45M
842 posts
10/20/2005 6:41 am

well.... u can start off by say hi...

U know asking if she is local is not very polite....

It sounds like u want to bed her like that....do it with some flair...

As Noob of the year say... try a more different way...

Anyways.. not every girl likes the same pick up line....

eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
10/20/2005 11:04 am

hahaha ...well sometimes I have a habit of just saying whats on my mind and end up kicking myself for it later

Noob_of_the_year 29M

10/23/2005 5:32 pm

Anyway eternal maybe because we are the decendants of the "Great" apes and i doubt they practise polygamy. Maybe if you can convince those apes that lived in Africa some ??? million years ago to try diversity you wouldn't be facing this problem today. Oh why not try the out-of-bound section, "the art of love ... is largely the art of persistence" Albert Ellis

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