My point of view 2  

eternal1969 46M
838 posts
2/25/2006 10:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My point of view 2


TEE OFF

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You din give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

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My take ?

What decency means, or any thing for the matter, is subjective person to person. Nothing is absolute and we shouldn't define limits to our perceptions.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/25/2006 10:37 am

Fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of potatoes, I think yer right!


eternal1969 46M
1634 posts
3/3/2006 4:09 am

Saint ... are you Irish?


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