A MULE FOR A MULE  

eternal1969 47M
838 posts
6/19/2006 4:48 am

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6/19/2006 9:03 pm

A MULE FOR A MULE


An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining
about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again.
Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head and killed her on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he
would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook
his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod
my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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Women are sensitive and tactful. Men gets themselves into shit by cutting to the chase. I guess thats why men need women to kick us in the ass once in a while

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
6/19/2006 5:03 am

Read it before, but read it now, still funny.

Thank you for your praise. But I instead of kicking ass, I do prefer to have men and women complimenting each other.


Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


rm_jimblue5 63M
2 posts
6/19/2006 6:07 am

There is a old saying that I have heard all my adult life. " BEHIND EVER SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE IS AT LEAST TWO WOMEN " Is this still the same today?

I know that they have been in my life, to make me a success, one of those has been my mother.The other of the two, there has been several to give me strength and guides.

jimblue5


SmallTightKitty 57F

6/19/2006 10:33 am

Like HappyLadyChat said...Thank you for the praise!!!
And yes it is still true Jimblue5. "Behind ever every good & successful man there are two GREAT women, his mother & his wife, and if not married his Grandmother."


eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
6/19/2006 9:00 pm

    Quoting happyladychat:
    Read it before, but read it now, still funny.

    Thank you for your praise. But I instead of kicking ass, I do prefer to have men and women complimenting each other.
I appreciate it in the ass once in awhile....but more on that later


eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
6/19/2006 9:02 pm

    Quoting rm_jimblue5:
    There is a old saying that I have heard all my adult life. " BEHIND EVER SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE IS AT LEAST TWO WOMEN " Is this still the same today?

    I know that they have been in my life, to make me a success, one of those has been my mother.The other of the two, there has been several to give me strength and guides.

    jimblue5
Actually, I would like to think that in-front, under or on-top of every successful man is at least a woman


eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
6/19/2006 9:03 pm

    Quoting SmallTightKitty:
    Like HappyLadyChat said...Thank you for the praise!!!
    And yes it is still true Jimblue5. "Behind ever every good & successful man there are two GREAT women, his mother & his wife, and if not married his Grandmother."
Hmmm.... I can't imagine marrying my grandmother...honest


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