esm428 42M
227 posts
4/8/2006 7:48 am

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4/8/2006 1:23 pm


Being sick is great! Not only does having a fever make every muscle in my body too stiff to move, it also makes me cranky, so I do low-grade mean, selfish things - more than usual, at any rate. Oh, boy!

On the other hand, lying around on my couch with constant muscle pain gives me lots of time to look at porn. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that, I suppose. (A particularly good one I downloaded involves giving an amateur young woman a remote-controlled vibrator and sending her off to work, filming from across the street as it's turned on from time to time. Watching a girl have an orgasm - trying to hide it, of course - while dealing with customers is, weirdly maybe, extremely sexy.) Which of course makes me think about sex even more than usual, but that's all right.

Plenty of time, also, for webcams on the AdultFriendFinder instant messenger. Lots of freaky people out there, to my eternal pleasant surprise. Comment for those with webcams: it's about 10 times sexier if the sound is on when you're getting your freak on. So, turn on those internal microphones at the very least, crappy as they may be!

In actual real life things, things have been going along pretty well with the famed alley makeout girl - even though she's on the lookout for a boyfriend (and I, being married, am off limits for that at least), strong signals on her part indicate she'd be up for more fooling around if the opportunity presented itself. Easier said than done, of course - I live with my wife, she lives with a friend of my wife, thus the alley. But we'll figure something out - time, as they say, would appear to be on my side.

But, I'm still extremely horny, and too sick to even jerk off. There's semen coming out my eyeballs, people. Like one of those water rockets, at some point the top of my head is going to blow off, propelled by a jet of built-up jism. Weird mental image, yeah, sorry.

Cold medicine makes me ramble, apparently.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
4/8/2006 11:19 am

Semens coming out of your eyeballs Get well soon.

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