some words of advice...  

eroticbettyboop 50F
291 posts
6/2/2006 6:22 am

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6/2/2006 7:58 am

some words of advice...

friends don't let friends take home ugly men!

if life is awaste of time and time isa waste of life,then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!

awomans rule of thumb if it has testicles and hastires your going to have trouble with it!

romance mathematics-
smart man+smart woman=romance
smart man+dumb woman=affair
dumb man+smart woman=marriage
dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy

general equations and statistics!

awoman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future till he gets a wife. asuccesful man is one who makes more money than hiswife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man!

how to stop people from bugging you about getting married---

old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me,"you're next!" they stopped after i started doing the same to them at funerals!

i thought thesewere cute!let me know your thoughts! lol!

SatinNotreBoyle 36M

6/2/2006 7:36 am

Very funny and fairly accurate! I got a good laugh out of it.

normalornaught 34M

6/2/2006 5:17 pm

Thats good, I agree the Aunt one is a classic.

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
6/4/2006 7:41 pm

I lied them all but the best one was the funeral one hehehe later JD

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/5/2006 4:34 am

Man chases woman until she catches him. Just my 2c...

florallei 99F

6/7/2006 1:06 pm

...loved the romance equation...would like the smart man + smart woman to be can dream...

imagesvp 41M
125 posts
6/7/2006 9:30 pm

Hi eroticbettyboop

"Be who you are
and say what you feel,
those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss,
author and illustrator of
__'The Cat In The Hat'

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
6/10/2006 9:13 pm

Is that the "new math" up there? lol....
I really liked that romance math!

~We'll Leave The Light On~

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