I want a blowjob.  

epicisland 36M
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4/3/2006 6:53 pm

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4/4/2006 4:49 pm

I want a blowjob.

I do, I really do.

I just realized I hadn't been dirrrty on dis hur post dat dur yet um k.

People in general, or society say that it isn't okay for a man to be proud of his masculinity, to ogle at women, to be proud that his erect dick is sticking out through his pants and rubbing against the fruit in the produce section of the grocery store because some fine little thing walked in front of him and got him aroused. Not only that, but then some woman to his left went to grab a banana and mistakingly gripped his piece of meat and started to proclaim she had never felt such a hot warm banana... Then she started to play with his cock and they tore off each others clothes and had hot wild jungle sex right there in the produce section, mango juice for lube and all the mid-sex snacks they wanted - it was great.

Anyhow, it's true though, if I want a blowjob, is it wrong for me to go up to a woman and ask her if she would like to give me one? Like I would hold the door open for her if she wanted, arm for an arm, blowjob for a etiquette prerequisite?

Hmmm, no that definitely would be wrong.

But what I'm getting at is that men in today's society need to start taking back the power. We need to start DEMANDING things from our women! I'm serious, jokingly damn serious. I mean how many men do you know who are just PUSSY WHIPPED over their women? SO MANY. Buying them things, doing things for them, which would be fine every now and then but we all know that guys just get pure WHIPPED and don't seem to give a damn.

I think it's high time women started doing things for us again.
Here's my "10 Commandements to Women from Men" which I am going to put in a full-page ad in tomorrow's Royal Gazette:

1. We want that steak and blowjob night back.
2. We want to be able to pull the back of your pants down and fuck you (quickly) while you do the dishes.
3. We want to be able to come home and pass out after a hard night on the town but you have to jump on us and screw us to sleep first.
4. We want to be able to have multiple women in the bedroom at the same time.
5. We want to be able to have anal sex with you at least four times a week.
6. We want to get our balls licked again.
7. We want to be able to cum in your face and to have you lick your lips.
EIGHT. We want you to cum very hard and scream very loud when we fuck you and say how big we are.
9. We want you to LOVE teabagging.

Ok, ok, ok, i know, i know i'm getting carried away- for the record the last 9 were just jokes anyway, so if you're a female and you're reading this please have a sense of humour (or write me one back addressed to men and i'll post it.)

I love being a man. I love not being able to take my eyes off a woman's ass as she walks by me and all i can think of is mounting her, and i even love it when she catches me watching and i don't budge and she smiles back and grins over her shoulder suggesting "why not buddy? Why don't you put what's between your legs to some use?".

I love being able to wake up hungover and walk around the next day with a constant, 24/7 boner and slobber over every single size shape and color of woman in sight.

Bottom line, cheers to being male - but all things said and done, cheers to being female too - because without you girls who would raise all the kids we make as a result of our horniness?

(I'm going to get in such sh1t for this lol)


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